Teacher: (insert name) please read question number two.
Me: *wakes from book daydream* can't
Teacher: why not?
Me: I'm dyslexic, remember?
Teacher: we've been over this and you are not dyslexic.
Me: yes we have been over this and I am dyslexic because I'm a demigod
Teacher: read question two
Me: get someone else to do it! Stop picking on me! *takes pen out of pocket*
Me: it'll happen
Me: *uncaps pen*
Pen: lol no
Me: *sniffs*
Teacher: (other student) question two
Me: *cries*
Me to Pen: we'll try again later
Student: the answer is C
Teacher: correct, and number three?
Me: can I go to the restroom?
Teacher: take the pass
Me: *goes to restroom*
Me: *turns on every sink*
Me: *concentrates really hard*
Me: why isn't it working?
Me: I need to summon hippocampus!
Me: please!
Me: why isn't it working?!
Me: *cries*
Me: *goes back to class*
Me: *zones out*
*later*
Teacher:.....question number four
Me: *snaps awake*
Me: *starts hyperventilating*
Me: *starts screaming*
Me: *starts shaking*
Me: *starts sobbing*
Class: *groan*
Me: IT
Class: here it comes....
Me: IS
Class: yup....
Me: *stands dramatically* TOBIAS!
Teacher: sit down
Me: I'm divergent and I cannot be controlled! *opens window*
Teacher: not again
Me: *climbs out of window*
Teacher: get back in here!
Me: *climbs building*
Teacher: come along class, we have to go to the roof.
Class: *groans* again?
Teacher: yes again
Me: *standing on top of building* if I jump, I'll see Tobias, if I jump, I'll see Tobias, if I jump I'll see Tobias!
Me: *gets ready to jump*
Teacher: *gets on roof* this is suicide! Get down!
Me: I'm divergent I cannot be controlled *jumps*
Me: *lands on net*
Me: *gasps*
Me: *shrieks*
Me: *screams*
Me: I MADE IT TO DAUNTLESS! WHERE IS FOUR AND WHERE IS THE CAKE??????
Fire department: we got her!
Teacher: thank goodness
Me: wheres Four?
Teacher: not here
Me: b-but I-
Teacher: we need to check you into a special home
Me: is Tobias there?
Teacher: sure, and so are all of your other delusional friends
Me: can I have some cake?
Teacher: sure
YOU ARE READING
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SonstigesNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
