Me: *sitting on a bus* eww ugh ah ew no ew ugh oh eww!
Mortal: what's wrong?
Me: ew mortal....I'm surrounded by mortals! Ewww ugh gross
Mortal: um *reaches for me*
Me: *shriek* EW! GET AWAY! I HAVE MORTAL REPELLENT ON!!!!
Mortal: um okay
Me: ewww I'm gonna get contaminated! *puts more mortal repellent on* okay, okay, okay, okay.
Mortal: *reaches out for repellent* oh! It smells like chocolate cake!
Me: ITS DAUNTLESS CAKE! And DON'T touch it! Eww yucky mortal! *washes hand repeatidly* yuck
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
RastgeleNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
