Me: *cradling my book* I love you so much, you're amazing! Oh my God I love you!!!
Shank: hey what are you reading? *reaches out and touches my book*
Me: *ear piercing scream*
Shank: *covers ears and moans in agony*
Me: *continues to scream* YOU COULD GET MY BOOK DISEASED!!!!!! YOU COULD HAVE HURT IT!!!! HOW - HOW DARE YOU?!
Shank: Sorry, God stop freaking out!
Me: NO!!!!!! YOU HURT THE FIFTH WAVE, YOU MUST DIE!!!!! >:(
Shank: *runs away*
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
RandomNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
