*Tobias and Tris bump into Hazel and Augustus*
Tobias: sorry *looks at Hazel* wait, Tris, why are you over there?
Tris: I'm right next to you
Hazel: um whose Tris?
Augustus: Hazel, why is your hair long and blonde?
Hazel: I'm right here, my hair is the same...
Tris: Caleb! You know who I am! My hair is the same...
Augustus: Caleb?
Tris: don't act stupid, you're my brother
Hazel: you have a sister?
Augustus: no!
Tobias: Caleb why are you with Tris' doppelganger
Hazel: I'm not a doppelganger!
Tris: Caleb stop acting stupid!
Augustus: I don't know what you're talking about! Why do you look exactly like my girlfriend?
Tobias: um Tris is my girlfriend
Augustus: I'm talking about Hazel... who is Trish
Tris: it's Tris! Not Trish!
Augustus: sorry
Caleb: *jogs up* hey Tris!
Hazel: I'm Hazel
Caleb: *looks at Hazel and Tris* AH! You've been cloned!
Tris: I haven't been cloned-
Augustus: why do you look like me?
Caleb: ANOTHER!
Tobias: maybe you guys are long lost cousins...
Tris: we're not cousins Tobias!
Tobias: okay, okay?
Augustus: stop stealing my line!
Tobias: what line?
Hazel: Okay is our always!
Tobias: Tris, okay is not our always
Hazel: I'm not Tris!
Tris: Tobias I'm Tris!
Augustus: *kisses Tris*
Tris: *slaps Augustus* Caleb! Why are you kissing me?
Tobias: Caleb you can't kiss her! Only I can! *slaps Augustus*
Augustus: I thought she was Hazel and I'm Augustus...
Hazel: you're forgiven *kisses Augustus*
Tris: *kisses Tobias*
Caleb: I don't know what to do....why is my doppelganger kissing Tris?
Hazel: *stops kiss* I'M HAZEL! *goes back to kissing Augustus*
Tris: *stops kiss* I'M TRIS! *Goes back to kissing Tobias*
Caleb: this is so confusing....
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
De TodoNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
