Person: hey what's your favorite book?
Me: The Hunger Games, Divergent, Percy Jackson, The Maze Runner, Under the Never Sky, TFIOS, LOTR, The Selec-
Person: your favorite book
Me: I have a list *unfolds list that is thousands of yards long*
Person: no no no, your favorite ONE book
Me: one?
Person: one.
Me:....*starts to sweat nervously* uh uh I uh I can't omg I can't even why are you asking this of me????
Person: you can do it, you can pick one book.
Me: one?
Person: we've been over this. O. N. E.
Me: I can't choose between my children! I love them ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! *Grabs books, holds them, and starts hyperventilating and sobbing* I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!
Person: um
Friend: *looks at person then back at me, then gives the person a knowing smirk* ah I see...I've made the mistake of asking this question...she was like this for a few weeks...
Person:....
Friend: I offered to pay for her therapy but....
Person: *takes a step toward me*
Me: *hisses* LEAVE US! NASTY HOBBITSES RUINING EVERYTHING! *Holds books closer* preciousssssssssss
Friend: hah, just wait til she starts calling your mortality a disease! Well, good luck *walks off*
Person: but- but- I...wait! I don't know what to do! *nudges me*
Me: AAAAHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!! THE MORTAL TOUCH!!!!!! *makes inhuman noises* THE FACTIONLESS MORTAL DISEASE!!!!!!
Person: uh I'm gonna go...*runs away as fast as the person can go*
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
RandomNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...