Me: *reading a book. A mortal is sitting in the same room*
Mortal: what are you reading?
Me: Heir of Fire. Its the third book in the Throne of Glass series! It's AMAZING!!!!!
Mortal: oh cool
Me: do you want to know what it's about?
Mortal: not really
Me: I'm gonna tell you anyway! *talks for a mere two hours on the Throne of glass series*
Mortal: um I have to go
Me: I'M NOT DONE!!!! THERE IS SO MUCH YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!!
Mortal: I don't even like reading!
Me: *horrified gasp* HOW COULD YOU????? *throws book at the mortal* DIE!!!!
Book: *falls on ground*
Me: OH MY GOD!!!! *Rushes to book and cradles it* Its okay, you're okay, you're safe now, it's okay, shhh...*murmurs more nurturing words to the book*
Mortal: *runs away*
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
RastgeleNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
