[The fictional characters of divergent, percy jackson, the hunger games, the maze runner and tfios are at preschool]
Percy: *grabs crayon* where's the cap?
Annabeth: come on seeweed brain that a cwayon not a pen.
Katniss: *grabs a piece of string* haha I'm twapping who am I gonna twap? PEETA!
Peeta: what? I'm trying to make cake *playing with toy kitchen set*
Katniss: *ties Peeta up with string* I GOT YOU!
Tris: *brings out fake gun* bam bam bam! Haha YOURE DEAD PETER! Bam bam bam!
Peter: hey I gotta knife! *holds up plastic butterknife*
Eric: I'm gonna shoot you Twis, because you're divergent
Tris: I'm gonna shoot you first! Bam bam bam!
Christina: Twis come here! Ah! A buggy! A mothy! Yucky *cries*
Annabeth: it's okay Chwistina *hugs Christina* it's just a moth. *spider comes*
Annabeth: *Screams and runs away* PEWCY!!!!! KILL IT!!!! GET YOUW SWORD!!!!!
Percy: Wiptide can only harm monsters!
Annabeth: IT IS A MONSTER!
Tris: bam bam bam! I'm divergent! *climbs up dollhouse* COME ON FOUR!
Four: um I don't think so....
Tris: FOUR!!!!
Four: I'll just have some cake with Uriah okay?
Tris: COME ON!
Four: well....okay....*climbs up* AH! ITS SCAWY!
Augustus: *puts pretzels in his mouth* it a metapho, okay?
Hazel: okay.
Augustus: you put the killing thing between- *ears pretzels* nevermind!
Peeta: I'M STUCK! HELP! KATNISS LET ME GO! I GOTTA BAKE!
Katniss: NO! YOU LOVE ME! LET ME DO THIS!
Peeta: CAKE
Tobias: I Gotta go Twis, Peeta needs cake and I do too. *climbs down*
Tris: FOUUUURRRR WE WERE GONNA ZIPLINE!!!!! FINE I'LL JUST GO WITH URIAH AND MARLENE AND LYNN!!!! *Goes up to top* where are they?
[Meanwhile]
Uriah: *puts muffin on Marlenes head* bam bam bam!
Marlene: AH! *Hysterical giggles*
Lynn: be quiet *gets safety scissors and cuts off her hair* I'm a weal dauntless
Shauna: you awent dauntless. I am. I'm older than you.
Lynn: SHAUNAAA GO AWAY
Shauna: wheres Zeke?
Zeke: Uriah why are you shooting Marlene
Uriah: I'm shooting a muffin!
Zeke: of couwse you awe
Shauna: *hugs Zeke*
Tobias: *watches from afar* this is weird
Tris: where is everybody?
Percy: *stabbing spider with a crayon* ANNABETH! IT NOT WORKING!
Annabeth: it will! *hugs Christina more*
Augustus: metapho....wish gwanting factory...no the world isn't one...
Hazel: I wanna go to Amsterdam!
Peeta: I wanna bake!
Tobias: *frees Peeta* LET'S BAKE!
Minho: Thomas! I wanna race you!
Thomas: lemme get Newt!
All three: weady....set...GO! *Run off*
Teresa: WAIT TOM! I'M YOUW BEST FWIEND!!!!!!
Brenda: THOMAS! I WUV YOU!
Teresa: NO YOU DONT! *Punches Brenda*
Brenda: OW! THOMAAAASSSSS!!!!!!
Augustus: how do you pronounce Matapho....metapho? Marathon?
Hazel: AIA...I like those wetters.....
Percy: it died!
Annabeth: yay! *kisses Percys cheek*
Percy: *blushes* thanks Annabeth...
Teresa and Brenda: *catch up to the gladers* LET'S RUN!
Gladers: YAY!
Christina: *finds Tris*
Tris: *hugs Christina* I wanna hamburger
Christina: wets get one
Tris: WAIT Christina let's go see the others! *runs up to the others* wynn can we zipline?
Lynn: sure! *everyone gets in line to zipline*
Four: it's scawy....
Tris: I'll go with you!
Annabeth: they're might be spiders on the zipline...
Percy: I'll go with you
Marlene: *grabs uriah* Come with me!
Minho and Newt: *ride together*
Thomas: *rides with Teresa and Brenda, though they both loathe each other*
Hazel and Gus: *ride together*
Katniss and Peeta: *ride together*
Zeke and Shauna: *ride together*
Finnick and Annie: (who have been keeping quiet the whole time) *ride together*
Christina and Lynn: *ride together*
All of the preschoolers: THAT WAS FUN! WE CANT WAIT FOR ANOTHER DAY AT PWESCHOOL!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
DiversosNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
