Me: *bought a book, and is now rearranging my ENTIRE bookshelf*
Mortal: *walks in*
Me: *doesn't notice mortal* Okay, Divergent, go right here, this is the best place for you. You're going to switch places with the Legend Trilogy. Legend, I hope you like Divergent's former spot, it's all yours now! Divergent, you mind your manners in Legend's old place, okay? Okay. The fault in our stars, I just quoted you, I hope you're happy. Now Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell, just because you're new doesn't mean I love you any less. You're all special to me. *cradles Fangirl* shhh you're safe now. Throne of Glass, where do you want to go? *listens for a minute* Oh yes! You want to switch with The Delirium series, well we'll have to ask if that's all right with Delirium, okay Throne of glass? Hmm *walks over to the Delirium Trilogy* Delirium doesn't want to move, we have to respect Delirium's wish, but the Selection series would like your spot, so you can trade with the Selection-
Mortal: *clears throat* um
Me: *looks clearly shocked* what are you doing here?!
Mortal: I just got here
Me: GET OUT! They're relocating, can't you see that The Selection was about to make a great deal with Throne of Glass?!
Mortal: but they're just books...
Me: YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!! *Throws random lamp at Mortal* GO!
Mortal: AHHH! *Ducks and runs away*
Me: hahaha I LOVE when they do that, so, Throne of Glass, where were we?
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
SonstigesNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
