Update: Please forgive all of the cringe moments in this, that being the entire book. If it makes you feel better, I was eleven when I wrote this. Why have I not deleted it? People like it for a reason I cannot and will never be able to fathom. That being said, I haven't edited it since, so have fun making fun of my past self/possibly enjoying this stupidity.
Thanks!
*A fangirl is talking with a group of friends about what kind of person they want to marry in the future.*
Friend #1: I want to marry a guy with blonde hair who is nice.
Fangirl: PEETA! YOU SHOULD MARRY PEETA! Wait no...PEETA IS MINE! LEAVE PEETA ALONE! HE'S MINE!
Friend #1:...
Friend #2: I want to marry a brave guy who is kind of mysterious and secretive.
Fangirl: THATS TOBIAS! YOU CAN'T MARRY TOBIAS, I AM MARRYING TOBIAS
Friend #2:...
Friend #3: I want to marry a funny guy with dark hair.
Fangirl: NO YOU CAN'T HAVE PERCY! PERCY IS MINE AND MINE ALONE!
Friend #3:...
Friend #1: *clears throat awkwardly and adresses the fangirl.* what kind of guy do you want to marry?
Fangirl: Oh, I'm gonna marry my book.
Friends: 0.0
Fangirl: BUT WHICH BOOK? I CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM! *Falls to the ground sobbing* WHAT DO I DO???!!!
Friend #2: Should we...go?
Friend #3: I think that would be best. *scurries away*
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
DiversosNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
