READ THIS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING, THANKS PEOPLE!!!
Hiya guys I have an-
Leo: why do you have to do this?
Me: OMG COME ON!
Leo: whaaaaat
Me: aww, so cute!
Leo:
Me: anyway
Leo: what?
Me: every time I try to make these announcements, you guys come-
Leo: you should be honored we come! You beg for us, plead for us, cry yourself to sleep because we're not real, devote your lives to us, write 'Mrs' before our names-
Me: THATS ENOUGH LEO
Leo: it's true!!!!
Me:
Leo:
Me: anyway, I need to make an announcement
Leo: can you not make it boring?
Me: how do I do that, Leo?
Leo: do something stupid! Light yourself on fire or something!
Me: I'd like die Leo
Leo: THEN DIE ALREADY
Me: demigods are impatient
Leo: *pouts*
Me: awww
Leo:
Me: can I get on to my announcement now?
Leo: I'll get everyone else
Me: wait what?
Me: LEO GET BACK OVER HERE!
* * *
[Later]
Leo: I'm back!!!! And here's everyone else!
Tris: this better not be another stupid play
Me: it's not
Tris: *raises eyebrow*
Me: *breaks out laughing* YOUR EYEBROW!!!!
Tris:
Me: *clears throat* anyway, I want everyone to line up and I'll tell you what's going on, and we'll tell the readers, okay?
Hazel: okay.
Augustus: really Hazel?
Me: alright, line up guys!
* * *
[After a lot of pushing, shoving, morphing, and blue cookies, a line was created, although Frank turned into an ant several times to try to escape, and was almost stepped on several times]
Me: Okay guys, it's sad to say, but this book has come to an end
Everyone: *gasps*
Me: blame the wattpad people who only let me have 200 parts and no more! I have good news too, so don't give up hope
Me: okay, everyone, it's time to say goodbye :( let's start by fandom. Divergent, you're up
Tris: bye! Remember, I can still beat you up!
Tobias: please give me cake, I'll see you soon
Christina: I won't miss this, sorry just being Candor!
Uriah: muffins muffins muffins! Muffins muffins muffins!!!
Me: I'll take that as a goodbye
Will: WILL you miss me? Ha!
Peter: *throws butterknife* DIE!
Me: at least that rhymes with 'bye'
Me: okay, next fandom. Hunger games, you're up!
Katniss: Are you, are you, coming to the tree, where they strung up a man, they say who murdered three, strange things did happen here no stranger would it be, if we met, at midnight, in the hanging tree.
Me: *breaks down into tears*
Peeta: bye! Remember, I'll bake for you!
Finnick: bye peeps!
Annie: bye
Prim: see you later!
Haymitch: *drinks beer* see- *passes out*
Effie: may the odds be ever in your favor!
Gale: baking sucks!
Me: Okay, tfios, your turn
Gus: see you, okay?
Hazel: okay. Goodbye for now
Isaac: I wish I could see you, but bye
Me: okay, we're skipping Peter Van Houten because he's a jerk-
Van Houten: hey!
Me: next fandom! The Maze Runner!
Chuck: *looks up* bye *breaks into tears*
Me: no Chuck don't cry! *hugs Chuck*
Chuck: okay . . .
Newt: goodbye, bloody people
Minho: see ya, shuck faces! *jumps out window*
Thomas: bye! *runs off*
Teresa: bye! *shoves random people in a gas chamber*
Thomas:
Brenda: bye!
Frypan: can I cook?
Jorge: bye you stupid cranks!
Me: all right . . . Next fandom! Percy Jackson goodbyes! This is gonna take forever . . .
Percy: BLUE FOOD! *does Persassy dance*
Annabeth: bye guys I- *screams* SPIDER!!!!!!
Grover: I want a tin can before you go
Me: here *tosses can*
Tyson: me and my brother will miss you *sniffles*
Percy: Tyson, don't cry! *hugs Tyson*
Tyson: good brother
Thalia: bye! *shoulders bow*
Nico: uh . . . Bye . . . I guess *shadow travels on Mrs. O'leary*
Bianca [from the Underworld]: goodbye all of you!
Zoë [also from Underworld]: I shall miss you
Travis: bye guys!
Me: where's my wallet?
Travis: I don't know . . .
Me: TRAVIS!
Connor: I have it!
Me: *tackles Connor* give it back!
Clarisse: bye punks
Rachel: I prophesy that we'll see each other again
Me: okay, don't go all oracle on us
Chiron: farewell
Juniper: Grover?
Grover: yes?
Juniper: GROVER! You're safe! Bye everyone!
Katie: bye *grows flowers* come on, Miranda!
Drew: bye pretties! Everyone except Piper! Ew!
Hedge: DIE DIE DIE DIE EVERYONE!!!
Piper: bye you guys! You should stay though-
Jason: Piper, stop charmspeaking!
Piper: :/
Jason: see you guys *flies away with Piper*
Leo: *sets himself on fire* BYE!!!!!
Ella: *whispers* bye
Frank: I'm a butterfly! *turns into a butterfly*
Hazel: *brings a bunch of jewels* Schist! No one touch 'em!
Me: okay, pretty much everyone say goodbye?
Everyone: yes
Me: well, here's the good news! Ready?
Everyone: *nods*
Me: As Rachel prophesied, I
will be writing a sequel!
Fictional characters: yay!
Percy: NO!
Me: why?
Percy: I don't want to be in another!
Me: oh come on Percy, let it go
Elsa: LET IT GOOOOOO!
Percy: look what you've done
Me: *sigh*
Percy: *sings* LET IT GOOOOOO
Me: oh no
Percy: okay, but I don't wanna be in the next book
Me: but Percy, I love you
Percy: you duct taped me!
Me: Tris did
Percy: under your orders!
Me: it was one time!
Percy: fine, the play was fun actually
Me: so you'll do it again?
Percy: no!
Me: fine. Okay, anyway there will be a sequel, probably titled something like 'Book fangirl life: a sequel' easy to remember. I would continue writing on this one but you know, wattpad people and their limits.
. . .
Who are the wattpad people?
Anyway, I'll be back with another book so yayyy!
Percy: yayyy!
Me: wow Percy, thanks for actually-
Me: wait
Me: Where's Leo?
Percy: *snickers*
Me: OW WHY AM I ON FIRE?
Leo: *smiles* at least the announcement wasn't boring!
Me: grr
Percy: so if I agree to be in the next book, will I get blue food?
Me: sure
Percy: fine I'll be in the next
Me: yayyy!
Me: LEO CUT IT OUT!
Leo: THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEEE!!!!!
Me: grr
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Book fangirl life
De TodoNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
