Me: *reading*
Friend: *Comes in* you are so boring, all you do is read.
Me: *continues reading*
Friend: STOP READING!
Me: *keeps reading*
Friend: *hits book out of hand*
Book: *falls on ground*
Me: *screams and runs to book* OH MY GOSH!!! DELIRIUM!!! ARE YOU HURT???!!!! *Cradles book in arms* it's okay I'm here now, that stupid Factionless shank won't hurt you, I'm here! *starts crying*
Friend: God, it's just a book!
Me: YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
De TodoNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
