Tris: hey new people!
Katniss and Peeta: *look up*
Katniss: hi
Tris: what are you doing here? Aren't you from the hunger games land?
Peeta: Panem actually
Katniss: you're from Divergent right?
Tobias: we're Dauntless
Katniss: Dauntless what is that?
Tris: the faction, you know there's five...
Peeta: um we have twelve districts
Katniss: well we used to have thirteen
Tobias: what's a district?
Peeta: me and Katniss are originally from District twelve.
Tris: we're born Abn-
Tobias: Tris, could you not?
Tris: *blushes* sorry
Katniss: what's your name?
Tris: I'm Tris and this is Tob-
Tobias: I'm Four
Tris: oh right, sorry *blushes again*
Who are you guys?
Katniss: I'm Katniss and this is Peeta. Four, why are you a number?
Tobias: because four is a really cool number
Peeta: um okay...
Tobias: I need cake so bad
Peeta: I BAKE CAKE!
Tobias: REALLY?! Let's be friends!
Katniss: wow that was fast....
Tris: Four usually warms up to cake lovers...
Katniss: well then...
*Tobias and Peeta are baking cake*
Tobias: I WANT IT NOW!
Peeta: it still needs to bake...
Tobias: *sigh*
Katniss: Aww they're bonding
Tris: yeah they are.
Uriah: *Comes out of nowhere* what'd I miss?
Tris: cake
Uriah: WHERE?!
Tris: *points*
Katniss: how does cake attract this many people?
Tris: cake is powerful
Percy: *Comes out of nowhere* Come on Annabeth! We'll miss the cake!
Annabeth: grr why did I have to come for this?
Percy: because
Annabeth: *sigh* seaweed brain
Katniss: uh hi
Percy: CAKE
Tris: *points to Uriah, Peeta, and Tobias*
Percy: GREAT! *Runs over*
Katniss: they're insane
Tris: yup
Percy: *adds blue food coloring*
Annabeth: *facepalm*
Tris: I don't know what's going on anymore
Finnick: *Comes out of nowhere* Annie, we need to add sugar cubes to the cake!
Annie: okay, okay Finnick
Katniss: FINNICK! ANNIE! HI!
Tris: you know them?
Annabeth: they're from the hunger games land?
Peeta: *shouts* PANEM!
Annabeth: whatever
Thomas: *runs by* Newt, Minho! Let's go!
Newt: *sighs* bloody shank
Minho: I'm dying
Thomas: we'll miss the cake!
Brenda: I wasn't even aware you liked cake
Thomas: me neither
Teresa: *pants and pushes Brenda*
Brenda: what was that for?
Teresa: *smirks* nothing
Tris: we're gonna get crowded
Frypan: PEOPLE ARE COOKING
Katniss: oh God
Annie: Finnick?
Annabeth: Athena help us
Tris: I'm so confused. Where are these people coming from
Teresa: I don't know. One day i was in love with Thomas, the next, here comes Brenda!
Brenda: Hey!
Teresa: this has nothing to do with you
Brenda: it has everything to do with me!
Book boyfriends: CAKE IS READY!
Tris, Annie, Katniss, Teresa, Brenda, and Annabeth: oh look cake!
Book boyfriends: *turn around* it has to cool
Tris: wheres Tobias?
Uriah: where's the cake?
Tobias: sorry! *runs with cake in arms*
Tris: not again
Uriah: oh no you didn't
Peeta and Finnick: get him
Book boyfriends: *charge*
Tris: oh no way you're gonna hurt Tobias! *punches them all*
Thomas, Newt, and Minho: we'll go after him, we're gladers! *run off*
Frypan: I am too...
Teresa: get used to it, we're ditched all the time
Brenda: yeah....
Tris: well this was interesting
Annie: I'm really confused
Finnick: shh it's okay Annie *hugs Annie and gives her a sugarcube*
Annabeth:....
Tobias from afar: CAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE
Tris: *facepalm*
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
AcakNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
