Dear Annoying Jocks

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Dear Annoying Jocks,

This letter concerns you.

It says so on the first line.

Stop pretending that you're all that.

You're not.

You're not fictional.

You haven't survived the hunger games.

Nor are you a half blood.

Are you divergent?

I didn't think so.

You wouldn't survive a griever.

All you do is play sports.

And look "pretty"

Stop boasting about your popularity.

Just stop.

Sincerely, Fangirls everywhere.

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