*Another fangirl has finished the fault in our stars*
Fangirl: *sobbing all day*
*The next day*
*Friend comes over and enters Fangirl's room. The fangirl is rereading TFIOS, crying and remembering*
Friend: What are you doing?
Fangirl: having non-fictional feelings about fictional characters.
Friend:...
Fangirl: rereading The Fault In Our Stars.
"Friend": OH! I saw that movie! Wasn't it awesome when Augustus DIED?
Fangirl: *slams book shut, starts hyperventilating, and scoots over toward the wall, on the opposite side of the "friend."* WHAT KIND OF DISEASE DO YOU HAVE?
"Friend": *reaches for fangirl* what?
Fangirl: DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU AUGUSTUS HATING PEASANT! YOUR DISEASE COULD BE CONTAGIOUS!
"Friend": I don't-
Fangirl: I HAVENT BEEN VACINATED YET! OH MY GOD, GET OUT! *points at door*
"Friend": but-
Fangirl: I'M WARNING YOU!
"Friend":...*slowly exits*
Fangirl: shhhh, she's just a stupid mortal who doesn't understand. *curls up into a ball* it's okay it's okay...Shhhh
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Book fangirl life
De TodoNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
