Normal person: a butterknife can hardly qualify as a knife, it can just barely cut butter! You cannot hurt anyone with this thing!
Me: oh really?
Normal person: yes.
Me: there are many ways you can hurt someone with a butterknife....PETER!
Peter: what?
Me: demonstrate. *hands Peter a butterknife*
Peter: *michevious grin*
Normal person: why is he looking at me like that?
Me: you'll see....have fun, Peter! *leaves*
Normal person: wait- I don't feel comfortable about this!
Peter: I do :)
*one week later*
Normal person: I just recovered from the hospital
Me: and?
Normal person: I hate you
Me: cool. Now, admit, butterknives are weapons!
Normal person: I will do nothing of the sort
Me: PETER!
Peter: yes?
Normal person: FINE! They are among the finest of weapons
Me: that's better, you may go, Peter
Peter: okay...
Me: well, now you can be a pirate!
Normal person: that's great.....
Me: *hands normal person an eyepatch* have fun!
Normal person: but I'm not gonna be a pirate! *sigh*
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RandomNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
