Fandom before blood

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Mom: *walks into the room and sees Fangirl reading* so I saw your grades.

Fangirl: *keeps reading*

Mom: you need to bring up your grades.

Fangirl: why do you expect me to be Erudite?

Mom:....

*later, the fangirl is talking to her sibling*

Fangirl: You need to read!

Sibling: no its stupid

Fangirl: You idiot mortal!

Mom: *walks in* hey! Stop being rude!

Fangirl: I'm trying to be Candor, plus Erudite! You know what, screw it, I'm Dauntless! *runs out of house and jumps onto moving train* FANDOM BEFORE BLOOD!

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