┊XXXI┊An Amnesiac's Assimilation┊3┊

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"Make way for the newbie!" Peril called as he then kicked the door open and then walking into the kitchen while laughing, Error just shyly following afterwards. "Peril, must you always do that everytime?" Nightmare deadpanned and Peril grinned at him. "You know it Bossmare!" Peril chirped and Nightmare sighed in annoyance. "It's Lord Nightmare." "Okay Bossmare!" Peril cheered as he then motioned for Error to follow, sitting down besides Nightmare while Error quickly sat down besides Peril. "How's your stay here, Error?" Nightmare suddenly asked and Error jumped a bit at the sudden attention. "Uhm- ah-" Error blinked, Nightmare raising an eyebrow in amusement.

"It's been well M'lord." Error softly said. "Course it is, it's only been Error's fourth day so it has to be best." Peril snickered and Error blinked. "You still didn't have to do that..." "Eh, it's fine." Peril waved his hand, watching as Shroud then entered the room afterwards, followed by Sangria. Crimson's most definitely already in the kitchen making food, Silver's just already sitting across Peril, besides Nightmare anyways, so that's mostly everyone in the court then? Besides Error since he's pretty much a special guest that Peril refuses to let go.

"So uh, since when was the new guy able to sit here?" Shroud asked and Peril then turned to him. "Since yesterday, but I brought the food to him yesterday so." Peril shrugged a bit and Shroud raised a brow. "I can le-" "Shhh sh sh sh, don't worry about lil' ol' Shroud Error. He just a jelly man." Peril shooshed Error, who quickly quieted and just slowly nodded, quite confused though in all honesty. "And you, Shroud, just cuz you jelly of my man Error, does not mean you can bully him." "Wh- I wasn't even-" "Fuck your excuses m'dude." Peril grinned at Shroud, who just softly growled at Peril in annoyance while Sangria glanced at the two of them. "Alright you two, quit your fighting." Sangria spoke and Peril snuck his tongue out.

"I swear you act like children." "You can say that again." Nightmare sighed in annoyance, rubbing his nasal bone as he does so before leaning back when Crimson then entered the room, Crimson just perfectly balancing the meals on both hands and his skull. He then began to set down the food, considering all of them are different. The servants wouldn't even know which one belongs to who so Crimson likes to deliver the food himself so there's no mishap with wrong foods. Especially since some is allergic to certain things he cook.

Like how Silver always refuses to eat anything beef related... His Bovinophobia is weird as hell but Crimson would respect it anyways.

Error watched as everyone was served different foods, which surprised him as this was his first time eating at the table, he then glanced at Peril. "Yeah this is normal." Peril chuckled and Error slowly nodded. "I see..." "I hope you're able to eat this time?" Crimson softly spoke as he carefully sets down Error's plate, being careful not to touch the Haphephobic glitch. "I'll try..." "That's good enough for me." Crimson grinned before moving besides Peril and then setting his food down. He then moved across the table and sat on the seat across Error. Error then glanced down at his food and glanced at Peril.

"That's steak, that's chocolate pudding for dessert and that's fries." Peril pointed at the food on Error's plate and Error nodded. "Thank you." Error whispered as he then took the fork and then began to slowly poke the food, glancing at the chocolate pudding and just going for it first.

"Oh yeah My Lord, just wanted to mention but some of our utensils has began to go missing." Crimson hummed as he bit on his chicken leg. "What do you mean?" "Some of our forks are missing and none of the workers knows where it is, or have seen it anywhere. Not even in the trash." Crimson spoke and Error quickly averted his eyelights down to his food in an attempt to not be inserted into the conversation. "I see... It can't just disappear like that so there must've been something happening to the forks then." "M'lord, not just forks. Some spoons are also missing." Crimson spoke and Nightmare blinked. "How the hell?" "I don't know either M'lord." Crimson spoke while Peril raised a brow. "It's not like someone's been eating them. That's literally impossible." Peril spoke and Nightmare just sighed before glancing at Error, why does the glitch feel guilty...? "Error?" "Yes?" Error quickly glanced at Nightmare.

"Do you know anything about this? You're feeling awfully guilty." Nightmare raised a brow while Error blinked in surprise, glancing at Peril. "He can sense emotions." Peril whispered and Error mumbled an 'oh'. "I'm sorry...?" Error sheepishly said. "Damn, what have you been doing with the-" before Crimson could finish what he was saying, a soft crunch sounded out the area and everyone went silent. Nightmare noted how Error flinched.

Error then stayed silent before looking even more guilty as he then pulled the fork he was eating with away. "HOW THE FUCK-" Crimson choked on his chicken at Peril's yell, because in Error's hand, was a fork with the missing prongs. Where the hell are the prongs- it's just the handle. "... What?" Nightmare just stared at Error in genuine confusion, and also a bit of interest and annoyance. "It's a habit..." "You cannot bite on a fork and tell me that it's a habit Mr! That's practically impossible!" Crimson was in disbelief while Error sheepishly shrugged. "How the hell Error?" Peril couldn't help but laugh and Error just showed him the broken fork. "Where's the head now?" Peril asked through snickers and Error then covered his mouth a bit. "I think I already swallowed it." "How in the ever-loving fuck-"

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AND THAT'S IT UWU

Now they find out about Error's weird habit of eating forks :3

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