Sabigiyuu ||oneshots||

💔Robbed? i think not.🍃

There's little to no angst in this btw!

Also modern AU!
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No one's pov:

Giyuu was sitting on the couch watching a certain drama filled show on tv, when he heard something get knocked over in the house. Which was odd since it was just him and Sabito in the house. To add on, Sabito was sleeping in their bedroom. But, Giyuu being Giyuu, he just shrugged it off and continued to watch twilight.

Little did he know... He was currently being robbed, and the two robbers were right behind him. "Don't move or I'll shoot."

One of the robbers said while pointing a gun at the back of Giyuu's head. Giyuu didn't even flinch. He just kept on watching.

"Oi! Are you even paying attention!?" The one holding him at gunpoint asked as a vein started to grow on his temple. Yet, Giyuu just ignored him and kept on watching. If we're being honest, Giyuu didn't even know what was going on, he was too focused on the mass amount of drama going on in the tv show.

"He did not." Giyuu said as he switched his sitting position, "That asshat broke up with her!".

The robber sighed out of annoyance and signalled for the other one to go find some loot. The second one nodded and ran off quietly.

The first robber moved his gun and shot the tv, which happened to be the moment Edward appeared on screen.

Giyuu, finally acknowledging the robbers existance, flinched. Obviously suprised at the sudden apearence of a bullet going past him and hitting the tv, as well as the loud as hell noise that came from the gun.

"Looks like i finally have your attention ignorant cow." The robber said. Giyuu turned his head to look at the robber before saying, "you missed. My head is right here." He then pointed to his head.

The robber on the other hand was quite surprised, but he kept his cool. "I didn't miss since I'm not gonna kill you. Only because you want to die" he said with an evil grin, eventhough he was wearing a mask so literally no one could see.

"You asshole..." Giyuu hissed before turning away from him.

That really ticked off the robber because he grabbed Giyuu by the back of his collar and threw him over the couch and against the wall. Which didn't hurt Giyuu too badly.

"Repeat that again. I dare you." He threatens, grabbing Giyuu's collar once again (collar kink👀) and lifting him up against the wall so Giyuu couldn't touch the ground.

"Okay? You asshole." Giyuu stated, confused as to why the robber would want him to say it again. Before Giyuu had time to think... He had been punched and his nose was now bleeding.

Now Tomioka was pissed.

"Hey, did ya loose someone?" Both of them turned to the hallway which led to the... Bedroom, which made sense since Sabito was standing there with a gun in one hand and a limp, beat up body behind him, which he had been dragging.

"You..." The robber said, shook. But Sabito ignored whatever he said, he was too focused on Giyuu... And his bleeding nose.

Before Sabito and Giyuu could've beaten the guy to a pulp they heard something that distracted them for a split second.

One of the robbers actually had somewhat of a brain and took Tomoika as a hostage, slightly choking him and holding the gun to his head. Sabito was looking at giyuu like, 'don't you dare say it Giyuu.' While Giyuu had the look of, 'I'm gonna say it'.

"Hurry up and shoot me... we don't.. have all night." Giyuu said, struggling a bit. Sabito sighed while the police looked shocked.

That all changed when the robber shot Giyuu's leg, causing Sabito to stare in shock. As well as Giyuu, who's leg had gone numb with pain.

"I WILL SHOOT HIM." The robber threatened once again while Giyuu screwed his eyes shut. Jokes on him, Sabito was quicker and shot the robber in the head.

As the body fell to the floor, Giyuu also started to fall but before he hit the ground, sabito had dropped everything and caught him. "Are you okay!??" Sabito asked worridly, holding Giyuu. "Yeah... Shame he didn't go for the head though..." Giyuu replied as Sabito cracked a smile. He picked up giyuu and said, "You are such a depressed bitch... But also MY depressed bitch".

Sabito had then grabbed a towel, tying it around the gunshot wound to stop the bleeding, before rushing his beloved depressed boyfriend to the hospital.

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R.I.P dat Giyuussy

Shinobu will avenge her bestie.