Sabigiyuu ||oneshots||

🍃what's a canon AU?🍃

Modern AU x (somewhat) Canon au

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No one's pov:

There he stood. Face to face with himself, holding a katana to his neck. The other wasn't a demon, considering he would've burned in the sunlight.

"Who are you" he asks coldly.

"Tomioka Giyuu" The look-alike with short hair replies.

"But I'M tomioka Giyuu..." They look at each other in confusion as one of them sheathes his sword.

"What's your favorite food?" The Giyuu in modern clothing asks.

"Simmered salmon with daikon" the other says immediately.

"Me too..."

"Childhood friends name." The one with a mixed haori asks.

"Sabito"

They were well and truly stuck. Barely anyone knew about this, and they certainly couldn't dress up exactly like Giyuu.

What was worse, is that it was currently awkward... Seeing as both weren't good at conversations.

"Dead sister too?..." The modern Giyuu asks, the other nodds.

"Dead sabito?"

"He's actually alive for me..."

"Ah..."

There was a loud sound in the distance. It sounded like yelling. Very loud yelling...

Without any words, both Giyuu's went to go check out the situation. That's when they saw three people. One with multiple scars all over his body and no eyebrows, another with insect-like eyes and purple tips, and... One with peachy hair and lavender eyes, along with a scar that starts at his mouth and ends at his jaw.

"Sa... Bito?" The other Giyuu asks, shocked at his old friend who had been reported dead.

Sabito turned around and stopped immediately, looking from his giyuu, to the other.

"You know him Tomioka san?"the butterfly lady asks.

Both Giyuu's run up to Sabito and hug him. One relieved to see his lover in a new world with him. While the other was happy to see his best friend alive, even though he knew that it wasn't HIS sabito...

"Oi! Finish what you–" Sanemi yells before he's quickly shut up by the modern Giyuu, who had just kicked him in... The... Oh. Ouch.

"YOU BITCH!" Sanemi yells as he falls to the ground, protecting his no no square from any further abuse.

Shinobu couldn't help but laugh.

Giyuu then went back to Sabito and patted the other Giyuu's head. He knew how it felt to loose someone... But this Giyuu lost his Sabito. He couldn't even dream what it was like loosing Sabito... The love of his life and childhood best friend.

It was now silent. The only thing that could be heard were the cries of Giyuu and the leaves dancing in the wind.

Giyuu stops patting his alternate when he fell asleep and walks over to shinobo, who is pokong Sanemi who is still angry crying on the floor.

"Shinobu.." He he watches as she stands up and faces him, smiling.

"Yes other tomioka?" She says.

"Call me Giyuu to avoide confusion" He says as shinobu looks at him in shock before smiling again. Out of nowhere, Giyuu hugs her. Every one stares in shock, minus Tomioka since he's asleep.

"I'm sorry for your loss, even if it happened a long time ago... I know what it's like to loose an older sister" Giyuu looks at the floor.

"Holy shit– that's the most words you've said in forever—"

"Sabito..." Giyuu glares daggers at his lover.

"Haha– sorry?"

Within a flash, sabito fell unconscious as Giyuu let him hit the floor, while catching Tomioka. He huffs before looking at the other two. One was angry and confused, whilr the other was shooketh.

"Can we please chat somewhere else?" He asks, shinobu nodds.

"How about the butterfly mansion? That way we can get something for Sanemi's ity bity di—"

"SHUT UP KOCHO"

Shinobu giggles before taking tomioka off of Giyuu's hands so he can take Sabito to the butterfly mansion. Meanwhile Sanemi waddles.

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There was a loud comotion in one of the rooms at the butterfly mansion. Shinobu sighed. They had just placed the three on beds which were across from three other occupied beds.

"You may look around if you want Giyuu, I'll tend to these three for a moment" Shinobu says, as Giyuu nodds before walking out.

Giyuu's pov:

I walk around until i reach the door with the loud commotion that was heard earlier. I open the door slowly as the room falls quiet. There i see Tanjiro and kanao who are playing some kind of game, Inosuke who is running around like a headless chicked, as well as Zenitsu, Aoi and the triplets who are doing something to poor Zenitsu.

"Tomioka san?–" Tanjiro suddenly gets splashed in the face by kanao.

I stare in silence as Inosuke runs around in the background. Aoi quickly greets me, bowing as i look at her confused.

Before anyone could say anything else i suddenly get teleported back to me bed.

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Extra:

Taniro: tomioka sa–

Giyuu: it's weird seeing a not gay tanjiro....

Sabito: L + ratio + Bozo + dead fam 4 life + canonically straight + gay lookin mofo + HIV Positi—

Giyuu: shut the fuck up.

Tomioka: Sabito once told me not ot say fuck....

Shinobu: L + ratio + orphan + sisterless + gayasd mofo + depressed + emo bi—

Sanemi: MY BALLS STILL FUCKING HURTTT AAAAAAAAAA!!!

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I'm not gay— i mean tired, you are