Sabigiyuu ||oneshots||

🍃DRAMMA🍃

This is just a skit where they are forced to do a drama performance.

Based on a roleplay which took place in a specific oneshot of mine... Definitely tones down by a lot.

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No one's pov:

"Sanemi. C'mon man, it's for the homies!" Uzui says, wrapping an arm around Rengoku.

"AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY I'M DOING THAT" Sanemi shouts while hiding behind Giyuu.

"You're just embarrassed cuz you've never done it before~" Sabito teases before grabbing giyuu and bringing him closer to him.

"Don't be a bad team player!" Rengoku says pushing tengen to the side.

"Shinzagawa, just do it or else I'll tell Genya to run away with Muichiro." Obanai says, rolling his eyes.

"YOU TOO!??"

They all gang up on him, urging him on while Gyomei sits in the background, smiling at their foolishness.

"It's only a little acting!" Sabito smirks devilishly.

"I'm a little jealous, if only rengoku would do that for me" Tengen says ad he dramatically falls ontop of Rengoku, except... Rengoku moved so Uzui just fell to the floor.

"You're the one who drew the slip to be the senpai!" Rengoku shouts energetically. Although, it was partially a game, due to the fact no one knew each other's roles, the only one revealed was the 'Senpai' role.

"WHY DID WE EVEN SETTLE ON THIS!??" Sanemi shouts in confusion.

"Because the girls are on their period and threatened to chop all of your dicks off" Giyuu says blankly. His dick was of course not included since he was one of the favorites. Rengoku too.

"UGH, FINE"

With that one line, they began to practice... It was somewhat stressful to the few who's dicks were on the line...

The girls gathered in the lounge room, with genya and muichiro who were stuck taking care of them. Which was adorable since they basically had a slumber party.

Genya brought them whatever they wanted or needed, which was one of the reasons the girls joined Muichiro's 'genya protection squad' in which they protected Genya from sanemi...

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The loungeroom was dark until a light suddenly came on.

"Sanemi, did you hear! Another person died... This time it was Uzui!" Rengoku shouted as he ran onto the 'stage'.

"About damn time..." Sanemi says until sabito slaps him on the back of the head.

"WHAT WAS-"

"No need to be so heartless Sanemi! Poor Uzui was struck down before he could even have a mid-life crisis!" Sabito says as he dramatically falls into Giyuu's arms, in which Giyuu lets him fall.

The girls laugh, putting a smile on a few of the actors faces. Including Genya, who was happy his brother was getting along with others... Somewhat.

A fake bell rings as everyone disappears, except for Sanemi and Rengoku.

"Why aren't you moving?" Sanemi asks annoyed.

"Uzui had a few dying words to share with you..." He says as inhales.

"What-"

"Bussy"

With that, Rengoku walks off, trying not to laugh. Meanwhile Mitsuri it laughing so hard that she can hardly breath, shinobu is snickering, hina is smiling at the immature joke, suma is laughing hard with mitsuri and Makio to shout, "DAMN STRAIGHT".

"Wait- how did he-"

The lights turned off and then on, indicating a new scene. Which was with Uzui and an unfamiliar figure.

"Please do not destroy my bussy-" Uzui said before dramatically getting stabbed and falling to the floor with his stomach to the ground.

"Please tell my senpai one thing..." He says as the killer kneels down.

"Bussy" and with that, Uzui dies and is left there twerking.

The girls let out a laugh as it changes to the next scene.

It wad now Obanai, Rengoku and Sanemi in one classroom. There was no Sabito or Giyuu in sight.

"They're dead... They were making out in the bathroom when the studen council was caught off guard and died with his lover." Obanai says, pogging through the pain as this was for mitsuri's sake.

"Oh" was Sanemi's only response.

"Let's play 20 questions!" Rengoku suggests as the others agree.

"Sanemi, will you go out with me?" Rengoku asks, cathing both off guard.

"That's not how it-" obanai was interrupted by a sandal in his face. He was dead.

"YOU'RE THE YANDERE!?" Sanemi shouts, backing up.

The girls lean in in interest, while the ones who have died join them... Minus Sabito and Giyuu, they're busy somewhere else.

Rengoku quickly looks at a peice of paper before saying, "I wish to be killed by your man tiddies."

With that, the show ends... Or does it?

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You are hereby given permission and encouragement to roleplay what you want to happen next in the comments.

Uzui: kinda funny how this one also wasn't much of a sabigiyuu oneshot–

Everyone: TENGENUZUI!!