Sabigiyuu ||oneshots||

🍃Sick Day pt.2🍃

Wouldn't it have been sooo funny if there was just never a part 2? No? Just me?....

Well, i don't want to get doxxed, so have a part 2.

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No one's pov:

"Sabito... You.... Fucker."

Giyuu gave sabito a dead eyed glare as he sniffled, trying to look serious. Which wasn't turning out so well as he looked like a little kitten with a cold.

"No need to curse, i look fine. Don't i?"

Sabito smirks as he flicks his hair as flashily as he can while putting a tissue on giyuu's nose. After blowing his nose, giyuu felt a bit better.

"You look pretty..."

Giyuu mumbles as he looks down with a slight blush.

"What was that?"

"I said you look pretty shitty."

CRITICAL HIT!

Sabito has been struck in the heart. Now in critical condition as the most beautiful man in his eyes just said he looked similar to that of shit. Although it wasn't specified what kind, but nonetheless, it hurt.

Sabito will be downed for one turn.

"Ahem..."

Giyuu turns away, feeling a bit bad now that he said that. Turns out Sabito didn't hear that first part. Which in all honesty, was exactly what he said the 2nd time. He just said 'shitty' quietly, so sabito had the false hope of Giyuu calling him pretty.

"You should put warmer clothes on... In case you do have a cold like me"

Sabito's eyes shine as he looks at giyuu. He was worried! Sabito can die in peace now.

Or so he thought. As giyuu awkwardly sipped the tea sabito made, despite knowing the dangers.... He drank it anyway, with an extreme look of struggle on his face.

"Giyuu... Put the tea down, you look like you've drank poison..."

Sabito sighs. Taking this moment of enlightenment to realize just how shitty he was at making tea.

Despite this, he found it was worth it, for his one and only love and best friend, Giyuu.

Though that did not stop the canon shooting his heart as giyuu spat out the tea into the bucket near his futami. Well, he actually just vomited...

Sabito's poor ego.

"Sabito... You're going to be the death of me..."

Giyuu lets out a very... Disappointed sigh. His cold expression wasn't helping either.

"We need shinobu... At least both her and i have a dead sister..."

"Hey! I consider makomo my little sister and she's dead! Don't count me out!"

Sabito immediately interjects, refusing to call that bug shinobu because he was better than her and could handle everything giyuu needed himself.

"You're delusional... Makomo died way before our time sabito. She's literally a ghost child. You also have snot hanging from your nose... Just call shinobu"

Giyuu was frank, face palming as all of sabito's talk went in one ear and out the other. He was to sick and tired to deal with any of this. He just wanted to be left alone with his sweet and snazzy textured wall...

In the end, sabito was stubborn as ever.

If he was sick, then so be it. But he wasn't calling shinobu. Instead, he wiped his nose with a tissue and slid under the blanket with giyuu who was blowing his nose again.

"I'll just stay right here with you until we're both all better!"

Sabito huffed, as stubborn as that time tanjiro visited and refused to let giyuu be alone. It was kind of adorable...

Too bad for sabito, that one little fuck giyuu had left, flew right out the window to be with the other fucks he did not give.

The sweet freedom of being with a poor less depressed version of the original giyuu, braught a tear to the fuck's eye. They'd finally say goodbye to this sad hell. Although, to be fair... There weren't that many to begin with.

Giyuu watched as sabito smiled, holding the bucket for giyuu as he threw up.

"I wish i could be as simple minded as you... I also wish i could sleep, but God doesn't exist unfortunately to bless me with the pleasure..."

Giyuu mumbled as he sighed once again, sneezing into a tissue before blowing his nose ti clear his stuffy sinuses. Even if a God existed... They clearly only favored giyuu's looks and nothing else.

Now he was stuck under a comfortable blanket, with a sniffling Sabito hugging him closely. Not getting too touchy since Sabito was aware of giyuu's dislike for being touched too much.

You wish you were one of them, don't you?

"If you want pleasure-"

"No premarital sex."

Giyuu immediately interrupted Sabito. Despite knowing that being with this peach haired beautiful man, who was like an unpredictable ticking time bomb... Giyuu still loved him.

But love could not overcome sickness... So they both lay in bed, looking like bird shit.

Deep down, both were aware... They were adults and the only god they believed in was the one keeping giyuu's crow alive.

Not to mention they had premarital sex ages ago. Back then, giyuu made the first move. But now, he wasn't sure if he regretted it. Even after the realization that he'd have to spend days stuck with an ill sniffling dumbass man.

...

Maybe the lesbians were onto something.

Giyuu immediately thought of shinobu before pausing. Shinobu was in a healthy relationship with money... He really couldn't tell who was what with sexual orientations.

Mitsuri was pan, sanemi was a Chihuahua. Same things.

However, after all this time of giyuu being sick, and sabito catching his sickness... The two kamado siblings ended up visiting and taking care of the two.

Not to mention tanjiro made the two sleep apart so neither would get worse... But it was the best part, since giyuu could get as much sleep as he wanted.

Tanjiro truly was an angel sent from heaven. Nezuko was also a cute little helper.

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