Sabigiyuu ||oneshots||

🍃Pool party🍃

No one's pov:

Giyuu sat in the car as he waited for Rengoku to get in. He was currently in Rengoku's driveway, picking him up for the pool party the others had planned.

He technically wasn't the one picking him up though, because they hired a party limo and a professional driver.

So far it was only Giyuu, Muichiro, tanjiro, Aoi and shinobu. Muichiro and Giyuu were cuddling wholesomely as the others talked. They were talking about who Rengoku might've invited, since he asked if he could have a plus one.

Suddenly, the door opened revealing Rengoku and....

"You invited Akaza?" Aoi asked as Giyuu scooted over, making room for one of the two next to him. He figured that Akaza would most likely take it since he would be more comfortable with the quiet ones.

"Ara, ara, what an interesting choice Rengoku" Shinobu says, smiling as Rengoku sits next to tanjiro. Akaza takes the seat next to Giyuu definitely nervous.

"This is gonna be fun!" Tanjiro says, blinding everyone with his smile.

Next up was Mitsuri and obanai. Once they were picked up, the bus was loud. They had the windows down, hair was flying everywhere. Rengoku was eating something and sharing with Mitsuri.

They took photos of Giyuu, Akaza and Muichiro being wholesome. Akaza was definitely more comfortable which was nice, however... Something was missing.

In a car not far behind them... Something was happening.

"How dare they not invite us!" Uzui says, clearly offended.

"I KNOW RIGHT" Sabito shouts.

"Tanjirooooooooo" Zenitsu whines.

"AAAAAAAAHHHH"... Inosuke screams.

"AKAZAAAAAAA~" Douma also Whines.

It was a perculiar group... But they were all after one thing. The party... Or their lovers. Or in inosuke's case, to annoy Aoi.

"This is SO not flashy!" Uzui mumbles, keeping an eye on the road.

"Wait- why is Douma here!?" Zenitsu jumps, grabbing Inosuke.

"Because of Akaza-dono" he says dramatically.

"Doesn't he have a wife-" sabito asks.

"She's dead."

"WELL I'M MEANT TO BE DEAD TOO BUT-"

"THIS IS A SABIGIYUU FANFIC YOU DUMB FU-" 4Th wall has been broken yet again by Uzui...

"LANGUAGE UZUI"

"SHUT UP MONITSU"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" They all scream.

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Meanwhile, in the limo ahead of them...

"Do you hear screaming from the car behind us?" Akaza asks.

"No" muichiro says as he plays splatoon 3 on his switch.

"Mitsuri, name one guy here that isn't gay, other than obanai!" Shinobu says.

"Uhhmm, Akaza!" Mitsuri says, both of them acting as if they were on a game show.

"He's Bi" Giyuu says bluntly.

Shinobu gasps dramatically.

"A-Another Bi queen??" She says glamorously.

"But i don't like guys-"

"I don't know what the hell you and douma have going on, but it sure as hell ain't straight" Obanai says, Calling him out.

"Ooo~!" Mitsuri squeals, making it obvious that she's a fujoshi.

"Wait, Giyuu... Are you and Sabito a thing yet?" Tanjiro asks.

"No..." Giyuu says looking to the side.

"Has he not asked you out yet?" Aoi asks.

"Nope" Giyuu looks down.

"CHANGE OF TOPIC. WE GON TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A PUSSY SABITO IS"

"Shinobu, don't you think-"

"Let her do her thing tanjiro" Rengoku says, hushing him.

"But when i caught you two making out-" akaza says, but immediately gets shushed by the stare belonging to the three women.

Suddenly the car stopped. They all looked outside the window to see a huge water park.

They all rushes out, thanking the driver and entering the water park. Shinobu paying because she's rich af.

They all go in different directions, the girls with tanjiro and obanai go to get food and find a home base, muichiro and Genya disappear, leaving Rengoku, akaza and giyuu to explore.

Giyuu looks around in amazement. He loves water parks. Well, he loves anything related to water. He even sometimes plays in the bathtub, don't tell him that Sabito knows!

"I bet i can beat you two in a competition!" Rengoku says before pointing to the end if one of the pools, "from here, to there and back".

Luckily it was pretty bare.

"Alright. Bet!" Akaza says readying up.

"I can try.." Giyuu says, getting in position to dive.

"On three!" Rengoku beams, getting ready.

"One"

"Two"

"Three!"

With that, they launch. Diving into the water. At first, giyuu slipped up, giving them a head start, but now he was in the lead, with Akaza and Rengoku eating his dust!

As soon as Giyuu finished the race, he sprang up and watched them swim at a fast pace. Akaza winning by a bit.

"Ha! I beat you!" Akaza says proudly.

"But none of us beat Giyuu" Rengoku laughs as he patts Giyuu on the back, telling him that he did a good job.

Little did they know... They were being watched.

"Be glad i payed for entry." Sabito says as he spyes on his future boyfriend from afar.

"Yeah yeah, did you see how flashy that race was!?" Uzui says, excited.

"Akaza dono looks amazing shirtless!"

"Pervert"

"How hypocritical of you uzui!"

"Shut up Sabito!"

Suddenly, douma disappeared... Aaaand reappeared right next to Akaza, hugging him as he touches his Abs.

"Douma!?" Akaza shouts before throwing him into the pool.

"Come out Sabito... Uzui." Giyuu says, glaring at them.

Sabito and Uzui stand up, slowly walking over to them.

"Busted.."

"Why were you spying on us?" Giyuu asks, while rengoku processes what just happened.

"You didn't invite us and we got bored... And jealous." Sabito pouts.

"We did invite you dumbass." Giyuu says, showing him tge text on his phone, asking him if he wanted to join.

"WHAT!?" They both said in Union.

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One crack fic without Uzui breaking the 4th wall?...

God: n o