Sabigiyuu ||oneshots||

🍃Muichiro did what?...🍃

Modern AU

They're all in their late/ mid 20's while Muichiro and Genya are 17.

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No one's pov:

Everyone was currently gathered at Uzui's house for some games and movies. It was currently just the boys, since Shinobu, Mitsuri and Uzui's wives, aka the girls, were currently out shopping... Along with Obanai since he's a simp.

So it was just Uzui, Rengoku, Giyuu, Sabito, Muichiro, Genya and Sanemi. Although, only Muichiro and Uzui know how in the world they got Sanemi to join. Sadly Gyomei was busy.

"So what movie do we want next?" Uzui asks, scrolling through Netflix seeing as they had just finished scary movie.

"Shrek!" Rengoku says, earning a nodd of agreement from muichiro.

"Bitch, ain't no one watch shrek any more" Sanemi says as he rolls his eyes.

"Shrek is hot though" Uzui says as Sabito nodds in agreement.

"I'd let him hit" Giyuu says.

Everyone looks at Giyuu in disbelief, minus Muichiro of course.

"Damnn, didn't know you were that kind of person Giyuu" Uzui says smirking.

"That dumbass doesn't know what he's talking about, i was there when Rengoku explained it to him" Sanemi throws a pillow at Uzui.

"He said that it meant that they were a fun person to hangout with" Giyuu looks at Uzui, not understanding a thing.

"And that's what you told me Uzui" Rengoku chimes in. While Sabito looks at Uzui in a threatening manner.

"It's not my fault you don't explain anything to your boyfriend!" Uzui defends, pointing at Sabito.

"You shut your grey looking ass u-"

"What is the original meaning then?" Giyuu asks, interrupting Sabito.

"W-Well- I'll tell you later!" Sabito says, patting Giyuu and giving him a peck on the cheek.

"It means you'll let them fuck you" Everyone, minus Genya, look in shock as Muichiro looked at them blankly.

"HOW THE HELL DOES PIPSQUEAK KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!??" Sanemi yells in disbelief.

"It's what i did to your brother last night." Muichiro smirks as Genya is seen as a blushing mess.

"You fuckin what." Sanemi looks at Muichiro, then Genya, and back at Muichiro.

"Oooooo~ dramaa~" Uzui mumbles, loud enough for Rengoku to hear, which causes him to smack Uzui on the back of the head.

There was a moment of silence before someone was brave enough to speak up.

"Shrek it is!" Sabito steals the remote from Uzui and plays the movie.

No one spoke throughout the whole movie, especially since Giyuu went to the bathroom and Sabito went to the kitchen... We all know where he was actually going.

Near the middle of the movie however, was when everyone began talking again. Uzui was trying to get Rengoku to become his 4th wife, and Muichiro was flirting with Genya infront of a pissed of Sanemi.

Then the best thing possible happened...

"WADDUP BITCHES!" Obanai says, kicking the door open with some bags. Causing Mitsuri & Hina to giggle, shinobu to facepalm and Makio to woo loudly. Suma was fast asleep with Hina carrying her, so she couldn't do anything.

"Please keep it down a bit, Suma is still sleeping" Hina says, entering the house before smiling at everyone and leaving to go put Suma to bed.

Obanai puts down the bags he was carrying onto the coffee table, while the rest of the girls went to go put some stuff in the kitchen.

As soon as the bags were placed down, everyone crouded around the table.

"We got the alcohol!!" Obanai says, possibly tipsy.

"That means no drinking for you or Genya, Muichiro-" as soon as Sanemj said that, Muichiro grabbed a bottle and chugged it while giving him the finger.

"I'm 17 asshat" Muichiro says as soon as he's done the bottle, slamming it down on the table.

"Muichiro, we talked about this-" Genya says, trying to refrain from angering his elder brother.

"You shut up!" Sanemi says, grabbing a bottle and chugging it just like Muichiro did.

"Don't talk to him like that jackass!" Muichiro spat, stepping in between Genya and Sanemi.

"Damn... Drama twice in one night?" Uzui says, smirking as he goes to wrap an arm around Rengoku, but falls over instead. Turns out Rengoku went to go help the girls.

"HA, dumbass" Obanai says, laughing.

"where is Sabito when you need him" Genya whispers, silently sulking.

"Ironic right? It's a Sabigiyuu oneshot book and they were only here for half the chapter!" Uzui says, laughing.

"SHUT UP UZUI!" They all shout in unison.

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Uzui got banned on twitter for breaking the 4th wall.