Sabigiyuu ||oneshots||

🍃Cup size?🍃

Gender bend AU!!

Giya = Giyuu
Sabi = Sabito
Mitsuro = mitsuri
Rengoka = rengoku
Uzi = Uzui
Igura = iguro

I just made these names up lol
So enjoy this little skit!

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No one's pov:

Giya was peacefully eating with Rengoka and Mitsuro until...

"GIYAAA, RENGOKAAAA"

Sabi and Uzi came rushing in with a tape measure and stopped before running into the table. Giya nearly spat out her sake daikon, Rengoka however, did.

"What is it Sabi?" Giya says, putting her bowl down.

"Thanks for the acknowledgemen-" Uzi began before Sabi shoved her away with her hand.

"What's your cup sizes???" Sabi asked the both of them, causing the three who were eating peacefully to go red.

"EXCUSE ME?!" Igura shouts jumping out of the bushes. She was definitely stalking- i mean, keeping Mitsuro safe.

"Shut it small tits" Uzi says before taking the tape measure and measuting Rengoka's bust size.

"83 cm, which means Rengoka is a cup size C!" Rengoka continues eating, trying to ignore them.

"Umai!"

Uzi then takes off the tape measure and looks at giya.

"We can talk about thi-" Giya starts before she was interrupted.

"Too late!" Sabi was already measuring her.

After Sabi measures, she blushes. "109 cm... My Future wife is a cup size DD!" Sabi shouts as she hugs her red girlfriend from behind, while squishing her booba.

"S-Sabi!" Giya shouts, clearly embarrassed.

Meanwhile, Mitsuro was busy laughing and Igura was threatening Uzi.

"Does it matter how big your boobs are?" Mitsuro asks, still slightly laughing.

"Nah, but Sabi is really enjoying her titty time!" Uzi snickers.

"Whatever, I'd still love my little Giya even if she were flat~" Sabi says, now squishing her face into Giya's titties.

"Well i like Igura either way!" Mitsuro says wholesomely, while Igura shoves Uzi and hugs Mitsuro passionately.

"See, it don't matter!" Igura says confidently.

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I don't think Sabi will leave Giya alone anytime soon-

This was inspired by a conversation when i hungout with my friends.
Context:
So my friends and i were just chilling and eating lunch, when all of a sudden the topic changed to cup sizes. We were making jokes and stuff about it and we didn't even know what our own cup sizes were (we still knew what what somewhat big and what wasn't). I made a joke about how one of our guy friends probably has bigger titties than all of us(he thicc too) and my best friend flat out says, "yours are bigger, you got a DD". When i got home though, i immediately checked my what my cup size it. To my surprise, it was a DD. She's a true homie that's for sure.