16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever.
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Jason How was it?
James Did it taste spicy?
Kirk A bit, my tongue is tingling now
Lars Noice 👅
Rob I hope it was a new one and not a used one
Ruby I hope that you're lying 😳
Dave I tried it before, don't worry Kirk you'll be ok 👌
Cliff 🤦♂️
Ruby Did u really eat that?
Kirk Yeah.... 👀
Ruby 😳
-three hours later-
Ruby My kitchen is on fire! What the duck do I do?
Lars Put it out dumbass
Ruby
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James Get the fire extinguisher!!
Ruby We don't ducking have one!
Lars 🦆 I'm coming over
Dave Well that'll definitely help, the entire house will be in flames in 5 minutes
Rob Call the fire department!
Ruby Rob, my parents will kill me if they find out, I'm going to get Lars to help me
Kirk Be careful please
Ruby We'll try
Cliff This has got to be the best of the ten disasters involving fire
Lars Now's not the time, the cabinets are now on fire as well
James Well shit 🤷♂️
Lars Oh no
Kirk What?
Dave Oh no what?
James What's happening
Rob 😟
Cliff 🤦♂️ how did I end up in this group chat?
Lars U made this group chat 😛🙄
Kirk ibrows
Lars Anyways the fire is gone!
Ruby And so is my damn hair
Lars It's kinda funny
Ruby No it's not
James Send us a picture then, let us judge for ourselves
Ruby No
Rob Yes
Kirk Please, we'll still think of u the same, maybe a bit less cause that was a real stupid thing to do
Jason Shut up Kirk, we 🫶 u Ruby now show us!
Ruby
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It hurts 😭
Dave No shit Sherlock lmao, u ok tho?
Ruby Does it look like I'm ok
James We'll shave our hair too!
Ruby U don't have to, I'll just wear a hat till it grows
Lars No! We're in this together! We're not letting h do this alone
Ruby Lars 🤦♀️ it's not that big a deal
Jason It is tho, me and Kirk will do it! Right Kirk?
Kirk Yep 👍
Dave I won't but I bet it will be rad
Cliff Lmao
Lars Don't laugh 😠
Cliff Lmao 😛
Kirk ibrows
Jason Y'all are so dumb how did u start it anyways
Ruby I was sleeping and making noodles
James In a pan 🤨
Rob I make them in a pan
James I make them in a bowl with hot water
Dave I make them in my bathroom
Ruby 👀
Cliff Lmao
Kirk Why were u sleeping
Ruby Bcause I was tired 🙄 duh
Lars Stupid ass
Ruby U did the same thing last weekend u can't say much 😵💫
Dave y'all should learn how to be responsible
Ruby Says u
Dave What's that supposed to mean 😭
Ruby y'aLl sHOuLd lEArn hOw To bE reSpOnsIbLe, u literally can not take care of yourself and now ur telling us what to do like u know it all? Shut the hell up 🙄
