Ruby
This toilet has been clogged for over a week and y'all have not unclogged it yetDave
💩James
Lars did it!Lars
How do u even unclog a toiletRuby
Everyone knows how to do that!Lars
Then do it?Ruby
How about no?Jason
FINE! I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR FIGHTING! I'LL DO IT, JUST LIKE I DO EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!Ruby
Ok momKirk
I thought James was momJames
I've retired and have given my responsibilities to JasonJason
You never protected the kids anywaysJames
Did u?Jason
Who saved Lars and Rob from the crazy senior lady last year?James
You 😞Jason
Correct. And who helped Ruby through a panic attack while someone panicked about her panicking?Rob
I don't know the answer to this question, I will fail this test 😢Jason
It was me! And who is the friend who always checks on everyone but never gets asked if they're ok!?Dave
...Kirk
Oh no...Lars
Who?*Cliff is offline*
Jason
ME! It's ALWAYS me!James
Are you ok jase? 🤔Ruby
Bro, tread lightlyJason
THERE IS NO NEED TO TREAD LIGHTLY I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY FINE!Dave
Guys I can hear him bawling his eyes out in the bathroom, is he ok?James
He's goodRuby
no he's not and James is going to go make him feel betterJames
NO please Ruby don't make meRuby
dOnT mAkE mEwa wa what a cry baby
Jason
I'm sorry for being so emotional, i think I'm on my period or smtRob
Bro that ain't possibleRuby
I think he meant it as a jokeJason
I was, I'm sorryDave
Is there something wrong? This is like the second time you've done thisJason
Actually It was a prank!Lars
WotKirk
Please tell me you're lyingJason
No, I'm notJames
Then why were you crying?Jason
Because you left water on the bathroom floor, I slipped and banged my head on the side of the bathtubKirk
OMG 😱Ruby
Jason! Why didn't you tell us! You might have a concussionJason
No I'm ok, and I wanted to see how my prank was gonna play outLars
WowRob
Ruby
Ok bye love 👋James
But I'm ur liveRuby
What?James
I'm your loveLars
Hey Danny iwutwuw just got a message that says that you need a ride to your office to get a car seat and a ride to your house in a few hours and you need a car park in the mail from behind the park and park park in park park and park park in park park at your hotel 🏨 parking hall in park park atKirk
I think he may be high 🤨Lars
No I'm coldJason
?Lars
My feetDave
Please don'tJames
What?Ruby
His feet are cold, can u not read?James
Why are you being this rude to me all of a suddenKirk
Couple goals 👏Ruby
Not goalsRob
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...