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Ruby
This toilet has been clogged for over a week and y'all have not unclogged it yet

Dave
💩

James
Lars did it!

Lars
How do u even unclog a toilet

Ruby
Everyone knows how to do that!

Lars
Then do it?

Ruby
How about no?

Jason
FINE! I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR FIGHTING! I'LL DO IT, JUST LIKE I DO EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

Ruby
Ok mom

Kirk
I thought James was mom

James
I've retired and have given my responsibilities to Jason

Jason
You never protected the kids anyways

James
Did u?

Jason
Who saved Lars and Rob from the crazy senior lady last year?

James
You 😞

Jason
Correct. And who helped Ruby through a panic attack while someone panicked about her panicking?

Rob
I don't know the answer to this question, I will fail this test 😢

Jason
It was me! And who is the friend who always checks on everyone but never gets asked if they're ok!?

Dave
...

Kirk
Oh no...

Lars
Who?

*Cliff is offline*

Jason
ME! It's ALWAYS me!

James
Are you ok jase? 🤔

Ruby
Bro, tread lightly

Jason
THERE IS NO NEED TO TREAD LIGHTLY I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY FINE!

Dave
Guys I can hear him bawling his eyes out in the bathroom, is he ok?

James
He's good

Ruby
no he's not and James is going to go make him feel better

James
NO please Ruby don't make me

Ruby
dOnT mAkE mE

wa wa what a cry baby

Jason
I'm sorry for being so emotional, i think I'm on my period or smt

Rob
Bro that ain't possible

Ruby
I think he meant it as a joke

Jason
I was, I'm sorry

Dave
Is there something wrong? This is like the second time you've done this

Jason
Actually It was a prank!

Lars
Wot

Kirk
Please tell me you're lying

Jason
No, I'm not

James
Then why were you crying?

Jason
Because you left water on the bathroom floor, I slipped and banged my head on the side of the bathtub

Kirk
OMG 😱

Ruby
Jason! Why didn't you tell us! You might have a concussion

Jason
No I'm ok, and I wanted to see how my prank was gonna play out

Lars
Wow

Rob

Ruby Ok bye love 👋

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Ruby
Ok bye love 👋

James
But I'm ur live

Ruby
What?

James
I'm your love

Lars
Hey Danny iwutwuw just got a message that says that you need a ride to your office to get a car seat and a ride to your house in a few hours and you need a car park in the mail from behind the park and park park in park park and park park in park park at your hotel 🏨 parking hall in park park at

Kirk
I think he may be high 🤨

Lars
No I'm cold

Jason
?

Lars
My feet

Dave
Please don't

James
What?

Ruby
His feet are cold, can u not read?

James
Why are you being this rude to me all of a sudden

Kirk
Couple goals 👏

Ruby
Not goals

Rob

Rob

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