16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever.
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Ruby NOT CONGRATS! And I didn't take a test it's just my period hasn't arrived
James Did her flight get delayed?
Kirk Dad jokes are top notch 👌
Ruby I was supposed to start ten days ago
Cliff I'm sure you're fine and not pregnant🤰👀
Lars She can't be because she's never had sex. I know because she'd tell me if she did
Ruby No I wouldn't! You didn't tell me when u did
Lars I actually did but u were drunk
Jason 😳
Rob
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Cliff Please don't
Rob K it was a joke
James U should go to the doctor
Ruby I'm scared to ask my mom
Kirk She's so understanding rue she'll understand
Ruby She's changed Kirk, she is pissed at me all the time 🥺
James ListenI know I'll sound pretty shitty saying this cause I'm a guy and I don't no much about this shit but I think stress can delay it. It happened to my sister before, and I know you have like 5 assignments due tomorrow and you're stressed about ur parents-
Ruby Stop ur stressing me out! 😭 stop telling me all the problems I have
James I'm just saying maybe you should take a mental health day. Just for yourself
Ruby There are so many more problems than u know and I literally can't take a day off because then I'll try and be productive and end up crying in the shower again
Lars Again? Ruby I thought we agreed you wouldn't keep it to urself
Ruby Guys
Kirk Ruby I'll do your assignments for you and then you can take Friday and Monday off and we won't bother you
