Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)

Saturday

Lars
Where r u guys? It is rager mannnnnnn 🤘

Kirk
Don't know what that means, not even gonna question it

Ruby
Do I have to go?

James
U don't have to drink

Ruby
R u gonna drink?

James
Nah I gotta keep an eye on my children

Ruby
Can I stick with u? Are there a lot of people there Lars?

James
Sure baby

Ruby
Shut the fuck up

Lars
Only like 200 or something

Ruby
😟

Kirk
Ahhh no! That's so many people

Rob
Is there food Lars?

Lars
Three tables full

Rob
Yes!!

Dave
Girls?

Lars
Hot babes everywhere! 👀

Ruby
Why'd u say it like that?

Dave
He's probably drunk

Lars
I ammmmmmm

Jason
Anyone seen Cliff??

Ruby
Not since Wednesday

Kirk
He's probably fine

Ruby
Yea

James
Hurry up in there!!! I gotta piss! Get out Ruby

Ruby
Only if u but me a orange coka cola

James
Ughh fine just get out

Ruby
Gladly

Lars
Y'all are taking forever to get here

Jason
Kirks driving me Rob and Dave over in his car so u know why we're late

Dave
Lmao

Rob
Kirk is becoming suspicious

Ruby
James is using the bathroom and then he's gonna drive us over there

Jason
Remind him to take my hoodie out of ur couch cushion

Ruby
??

Jason
We were drunk

Ruby
Surprise surprise

-two hours later-

Ruby
James where are u?

James
Bathroom. Why?

Ruby
There's this guy who won't leave me alone, talking about snakes and shit

Lars
Oh, that's just slash. Curly fry hair? Yes?

Ruby