Jason
Guys I just walked into the women's bathroom by accident
Dave
Perv
Jason
Shut up, you're the perviest of us all
Dave
That's not even a word mr grammar punchtuition man!
Jason
Wow, I can't believe you rn
James
Did you see any girls
Lars
No James he saw men
Ruby
Guys come on stop fighting, the concerts soon gonna start
Lars
No phone rule now! We can take a few photos but we should enjoy the concert the way you're supposed to
Rob
Wot?
Lars
The old fashioned way
Kirk
Sounds good to me :)
Ruby
Me too! Talk to y'all later, James just fell down the stairs trying to save Dave from the girls that were smothering him
Kirk
Wish that was me
Lars
Why?
Kirk
I'm an attention whore 💀
Jason
HOW DARE YOU USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE ON THIS GROUP CHAT
Rob
Guys want me to pick y'all up some nachos with spicy cheese sauce?
Kirk
I don't want any
Lars
⚠️ EVERYONE GET OFF YOUR PHONES ⚠️
Rob
What about nachos!?
Lars
FUCK THE NACHOS! NO ONE IS HUNGRY BUT YOU
-four hours later-
Ruby
Wow Lars thanks a lot for ruining a good time
Lars
What did I do?
James
You upset Rob and now he won't come out of the bathroom, we missed half of the concert.
Jason
It's ok, I love Rob more than Iron Maiden
Kirk
Me too
Ruby
Me too
James
I do too
Dave
I guess I do too
Rob
You do? 🥺
Lars
😒
Ruby
Lars you need to stop being such a control freak!
Lars
I can't help it, I'm anxious if I don't
James
We need some laughs to diffuse this situation
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Lars
😂 that is funny
Rob
Do y'all really love me?
Dave
Of course 🫶
James
Yes :)
Kirk
Why wouldn't we
Lars
Sure
Jason
I LUV U ❤️
Ruby
We do all love you Rob :)
Rob
I'm sorry for ruining your night Ruby 🙁
Ruby
It's okay, all I know is I'm never gonna forget searching the whole stadium for you because Lars had a hissy fit
Lars
Hey!
Ruby
But that was the whole point of the bucket list anyways, to make memories :)
Kirk
I'm really gonna miss you 😢
Ruby
Me too, I don't want you guys hurting each others feelings anymore
Lars
Don't make me cry guys I won't be able to see where I'm driving!
James
Hey shithead! Get off your f-ing phone!
Dave
💀
Rob
Can we go to McDonald's?
Lars
No
Ruby
Yes
Lars
What!?
Ruby
We will, you owe Rob for destroying his feelings
Lars
So an apology wasn't enough for you bish?
Rob
🙄
Jason
Guys I think Lars just missed the turn off
James
Why aren't we telling him
Dave
First of all he just got off his phone for the first time since 10am
Jason
Kk
James
😟
Dave
Second of all, I wanna see what happens when we end up in a different state.
James
😂
Dave
When you want something to happen, do not speak of your intentions
Ruby
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Kirk
I'm excited!
Rob
😆
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
