Cliff
James where are you? The teacher has been calling your name for the last 10 minutes!
James
Why
Cliff
Did u not hear the fire alarm
James
Of course I did. Don't u remember me and Lars planned to set off the alarm today!
Ruby
Why didn't u invite me
Lars
U were too busy with Matthew 😏
James
😔
Ruby
I was with Rob and Jase this whole time stfu and stop being so mean to James. You know how he feels about this topic of conversation
Dave
Yeah and we know how you feel about it too missy 😏
Jason
👀
James
We don't know. How do u feel about it.
Ruby
It doesn't matter
Rob
I find it really funny how ur parents can't just make up their minds on if they hate each other or not
Ruby
Ik right?! It's so annoying! Im hoping she just leaves him, it'd be less stress on me
Dave
Yea
Cliff
You can always stay at my place if u want
Ruby
I appreciate it Cliff :)
Rob
Margaret liked the popsicle I gave her. But then she threw it up 🤮
Ruby
What did I tell u about feeding her Rob?
Rob
I'm sorry but her eyes are just so cute I couldn't resist 🥺
Ruby
You're forgiven 😌
Cliff
Don't start with ur references
James
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Cliff
Wow what a clever guy 🤩
James
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Jason
8
Rob
Jase my buddy 🫣
Kirk
Oh jase
Lars
What? I don't get it! Jase is right
Ruby
Oh Lars
Dave
😐
James
Fish don't drown dumbass
Kirk
The physics teacher just tried to kiss me 😐
Lars
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Rob
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Jason
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Dave
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
James
You mean the hot one?
Kirk
yes 🥹
James
Y'know that's like illegal
Ruby
Exactly
Cliff
What do u even know about the law
James
R u trying to defend them?
Cliff
No I'm just saying u know nothing about the law because of how much you steal and shit
James
Oh thx
Lars
Where was the janitor. He's dating her y'know
Kirk
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
James
It's illegal anyways Man U never had a chance
Kirk
Just like you and Ruby
Ruby
Burn 🔥😼
James
😭
*James is offline*
Jason
I'll make sure he's ok
Lars
Simp
Jason
Stfu ur a simp for Kirk so u can't say much
Lars
I can say more than u
Rob
Y'all are making no sense at all
Dave
It's cause they don't have jobs
Ruby
💀 what a funny joke 😀👏
Dave
Sarcasm?
Ruby
Correct! It was horrible don't ever make a dad joke like that again. It's James' job
Dave
Now ur a simp
Ruby
I literally said those jokes are a James thing and now I'm a simp? Stfu asshole
Cliff
Woah guys calm down
Rob
Please chill broskys🥶
Ruby
Only if Dave shuts his big mouth
Dave
🫦🫦🫦👄👄👄 just kidding imma talk shit about you forever
Ruby
But u love me
Dave
No
James
Good 😌
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
