Ruby
Guys I can't see my toesJason
Omg why? Are you okay?Dave
Because she's so big dumby!James
HEY DONT YOU SAY THAT TO HER!Ruby
James I am literally huge it's fine, it doesn't hurt my feelingsRob
😂 you want more nachos and spicy wings?Ruby
I'd love that Rob, your an angleJason
Don't you mean angel 👼Ruby
That's what I saidKirk
No you said 📐Ruby
Whatever 🙄Lars
Do you need anything from the store while I'm hereRuby
NoJames
Girl I need some new socksDave
Is he a girlKirk
No he got a 🍆Lars
💀Jason
Guys I was cutting my fingernails and I went down too far and now I'm bleeding 😭Dave
Aw well sucks to be you manRob
James
I'm so excited for little baby Hetfield to get here 😭Ruby
Me too!Lars
You guys should name it after meKirk
It 😐😐😐Jason
Guys do we all have a day off from the record store today?Kirk
No we weren't supposed toLars
OhJason
LARS... THE STORE IS OPEN BUT THERE IS NOT CASHIER. YOU ARE DEFINITELY GONNA GET FIRED. CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THE THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN STOLEN NOW!?Lars
Jason, you need to calm downRob
You're being too loud 💅Kirk
Lars you're supposed to be workingLars
It's my mental health self care dayJason
You should've at least called in to work for a day off!Lars
Oh Jason seriously get over yourself. It's not like you haven't stole from a record store before!Jason
Actually it is like that. But I'm sure the rest of you can not relateRuby
FaxDave
Yep 😂Kirk
I'll go in to work guys, calm downJames
Ruby
Was that necessary?James
That was literally the last meme in my collection, I just wanted to get rid of itRob
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...