Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)

Friday

Ruby
I have a date!!!!!!

Lars
Yes! Slay!

Kirk
👀 uh ok

James
If he's blond I swear 😭

Ruby
He's not

James
Oh

Lars
Told u she's not into blonds

James
That doesn't explain the 1000000 dates before this one

Ruby
I've changed

James
I'm sure u have 🙄

Ruby
Anyways I got Rob some snacks from the plane and I got u all a sticker

James
Yay 🕺

Ruby
Anyways I gotta go get ready! Bye

*Ruby is offline*

James
Plan destroy date is a go!

Lars
Ok so they're going to the store near the school first

James
Perfect! I can have Dave set up near the door

Dave
Sup I did not know I was part of this plan 😐

James
U no now and then what?

Lars
They're going to the park I think, Kirk had to ask him that because apparently I was acting 'tOo sUspIcIouS FoR mY oWn gOoD'

Kirk
They're actually going to the duck pond. Not the park

James
Thx Kirk

Lars
What about me

James
Be quiet for a sec

Kirk
Lars 'the park' isn't specific enough if we want this to work

James
Wot time?

Jason
😑....7:30pm

James
Perfect ok! Cliff did u get all the stuff

Cliff
Yeah

Rob
I also helped

Lars
How

Rob
I have snacks

James
Nice

Cliff
I can't believe I got dragged into this

Kirk
James r u sure we should do this. We don't want to upset her

James
Seriously listen. Im not doing this for me, because I like her. I saw Clyde with Molly, Becky, Lori and Kyla. I don't want her to get hurt

Lars
Y didn't u tell her before?

James
She obviously wouldn't believe me

Cliff
It might've been better than sabotaging her date

James
Nah I don't think so

Jason
Cliff is probably right

Rob
Yeah

James
Well I'm gonna do it anyways

-four hours later-

James
Hey Ruby!

Ruby
Hey :)

James
How was ur date?

Ruby
Pretty amazing! Other than the duck that shit on me but Clyde gave me his sweater so it's alright

James
oh

Ruby
Is something wrong?

James
No, no everything's totally ok totally good man

Ruby
👍 I have to go find Margaret, talk later?

James
Yeah, of course :)

Ruby
K 👋

*Ruby is offline*

James
What now?

Cliff
We leave it alone

James
But Cliff, she's going to get hurt and be upset

Cliff
No we have to let this play out. She needs to be able to trust us to not interfere with her love life.

James
but...

Jason
Seriously James, if she gets hurt and she finds out you're to blame she's not going to want to talk to you again

Rob
We're trying to save you here buddy

Kirk
Just let it be James, what needs to happen will happen

James
Ugh fine, but I get first dibs on finding the guy when he breaks up with her

Dave
No! I wanted first dibs

James
U get second :)

Cliff
Who knows, maybe they won't break up 🤷‍♂️

James
They will

Lars