Rob
I'm having an allergic reaction!Cliff
What are you allergic to?Rob
Nothing!Ruby
Bruh u ain't makin no senseRob
I just can't eat my food because it hurts. I'm at the doctors and they told me it was an allergic reaction 😭Jason
Update us! I hope you'll be okLars
YesRob
I will 😢 I'm scared guysCliff
I'm sure you'll be fine, just don't think about it too much.Rob
😟Ruby
🤗-two hours later-
Rob
Guys....😭Kirk
What?Rob
Guess what I'm allergic toDave
Let me guess, everything? That'd be pretty funnyRuby
Dave stfu our friend is upset and you can't stop being an asshole for once?Dave
oH rOb iM sOrRy My SwEeT bB. yOu wIlL bE oK 🤗Rob
😭 stop you're scaring meJames
Tell us what you're allergic toRob
Eggs 😭Lars
🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚Rob
Stop! I can't bare to see themJason
Stop being so dramatic and pull urself together man! You got this!Rob
I do got this. I'm going to eat them anyway because I am a girl boss 💅 and I am slaying the day awayKirk
Is he like high on something?Cliff
Who knowsRuby
What do you guys think of my new piercing? (The top one)
Lars
Beautiful girly :)Kirk
Cute, did it hurtRuby
Like hell, the girl didn't know what she was doing and I thought I was gonna pass outJason
?Ruby
It's simple Jason i just explained how I feltJason
No I was correcting KirkRuby
Oh my god 🙄Cliff
I think it looks lovely :) don't pick at it!Ruby
Yes I know 😒😅Jason
Who wants to go for a walk with me?James
I willRuby
The rest of us won'tJames
Why?Lars
Because this is a step in healing your broken relationshipJason
But it's not brokenKirk
It seems like it from the way y'all were sobbing and crying and yelling at each other over FaceTimeJames
That was a group face time?!Rob
Of course! How else could we have figured out about it?!Ruby
Lol, go kiss and makeup. We'll be waitingJames
But I love youRuby
I know 🥹☺️😳 but Jason needs you more right nowJason
I don't need anyone! I am perfectly fine handling all my worries by myself! 😭😭😭😭😭James
No ur not. Come here 🤗Jason
😭🤗Cliff
Aw! Are you guys alright now?James
When were we not?Cliff
When you FaceTimedJames
I do not remember this event. I guess it did not happen because I can't remember!Jason
What? What FaceTime?Kirk
If you check your call history it will be right there 😐Lars
Y'all ain't foolin anyoneRuby
I love that def leppard song!Cliff
It's pretty goodJames
Ruby this is you
Ruby
😰Lars
Well....you are the youngest so!Ruby
That's so nasty why would you send that on this chat?Rob
It can't be any worse than Lars dawgsRuby
?Rob
You haven't seen the dawg trend in TikTok?James
What are dawgs?Kirk
ToesJason
Ew guys this chat is getting out of hand. I don't like it! We should all shut up now.Cliff
I agreeLars
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...