Jason
Guys I'm being arrested
James
How are you texting?
Jason
I just asked Siri to do it
Rob
Y are you arrested
Jason
Because I wanted to do stupid shit before I get married and I'm never able to do stuff like that again
James
Good idea!
Ruby
James no! You have a child to set an example for!
James
She literally isn't aware of things
Kirk
Babies pick up on things James don't do anything stupid
Lars
Yeah James dont!
James
Since when did you want me to not do stupid shit, it used to be the other way around 😭
Dave
Omg
Rob
😆
James
Things are changing too fast and I'm scared
Lars
Listen James, we're all scared. We're in this together
James
Ily bro 🥰
Lars
Ilyt
Kirk
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER
Rob
😟
Lars
I don't want him in my room Kirk, it's fine
Dave
What language is this?
Ruby
It's the Vengaboys
Dave
Whatever tf that is
Lars
😂
Jason
Me rn
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Kirk
What's your favourite flavour?
Jason
Idk all of them, what are they. I've only had purple
Lars
Yuck, who likes purple anything?
Kirk
I do 🥺
Lars
Omg me too!
Dave
SIMP
Jason
Show me
Kirk
Cherry
Orange
Tropical Punch
Strawberry Kiwi
Blue Raspberry
Clear
Rob
Wtf is clear flavor
Dave
Air
Kirk
Guys there's something in my closet
Lars
It's me
James
I thought you were over that weird habit of being in peoples houses and not announcing yourself until they got scared
Lars
No, I didn't, I just stopped announcing myself and hid
Ruby
Lars you know that's breaking and entering
Lars
Not if they're your friends
Rob
Omg, that's why my bed was made when I came home from work two weeks ago
Lars
I like to do a few things to save y'all time :)
Ruby
So the law doesn't apply if it's your friends
Jason
We're all being stalked
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
