James
Guys Ruby just broke her ankle
Ruby
I was testing out my heels and fell 😭
Lars
Oh dear
Kirk
It's okay Ruby, you can still limp down the isle
Ruby
😭 I knew something bad was going to happen, it always does
Jason
It's okay Ruby, Molly just started her period too
Ruby
IM NOT ON MY FUKING PERIOD, WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME THAT!?
Jason
I wasn't assuming, I was just saying something bad is happening to someone else too
Ruby
That doesn't make me feel better, it actually makes me feel worst
James
You'll be fine Ruby
Lars
Yeah, we have everything all worked out
Dave
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Lars
It means like taste the ness of the peas
Jason
Wtf
James
😂 that's kinda funny not gonna lie
Kirk
I'm exhausted
Ruby
Why I someone always tired
Lars
Because we work and live our lives
Ruby
Okay
Rob
Guyys I'm gonna bring home crispy chicken wraps okay?
Jason
Yesssss
Dave
Amazing I'm starving
Kirk
I wouldn't guess that by looking at you
James
😱
Ruby
Omg so dinner!
James
What's
Kirk
That
Lars
Mean?
Jason
*Funny
Dave
You must have mind reader power brisket
Jason
*broskey
Rob
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Looks like Lars
Lars
Wow, you think you're sooooooo funny
Rob
Yes
Lars
Well, you're not, so take the L
James
L
Ruby
L
Kirk
I'm so bored
Dave
-Play and instrument
-Write a short story
-Play a game
-Go for a walk
-Clean
-Read
-Build a fort
-Write a letter
-Make puppets
Lars
Let's build a blanket fort Kirk!
Kirk
😏
James
Please don't say things like that when you're interacting on this group chat please and thank you
Ruby
It's not like you haven't said anything like that
Dave
Birch
Jason
*BITCH
Lars
😂
Ruby
Guys I'm so excited to get married
Kirk
Who isn't tho
Jason
Me
Lars
🤨
Jason
Jk ig
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
