Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)

Sunday

James
So what does everyone plan to do when we get out of school? I mean like the next 'school year', even tho we won't be there

Ruby
I kinda wanna do something for accounting.

Cliff
Ooh! That's a solid goal! I'm very proud of you!

Ruby
Cliff you're gonna make me cry thx tho

James
Is it just Ruby that actually has an idea of a like stable job/schooling thing after we leave school?

Dave
No

Rob
Yes

Dave
No I have an idea!

Kirk
What's your idea?

Dave
I wanna be a therapist

Rob
You need one

Dave
EXCUSE ME?

Ruby
Aw! Dave I think you would be a lovely therapist

Lars

Cliff
I agree with Ruby

James
I agree too! You have helped me with a lot of my problems :)

Dave
Thx for actually supporting my dream guys

Ruby
No

Kirk
Uh ok

Ruby
Shit I mean np 😛

Kirk
ibrows

Jason
I want to work at a record store because I think it would be fun, but I also need money so...

Rob
Have 2 jobs at once!

Jason
Would you?

Rob
No

Jason
Then no

Cliff
Guys I never really ask things on here but I want to ask something

Kirk
Go ahead :)

Ruby
What did u wanna ask?

Cliff
What should I wear for grad?

Ruby
You don't have anything picked out yet?

Cliff
No do you?

Ruby
No, but on Tuesday I'm going dress shopping if you want to go with me and I can help you!

Cliff
Ok

Ruby
Yay!

James
Me and da bois went clothes shopping while you were in New York

Ruby
Dude that was last year

Jason
We wanted to make sure we got something to wear before there was nothing left

Ruby
Just in case so you wouldn't have to show up naked lmao

Rob
No, it's because the guys on the other side of town have more money than us so we saved up for a long time and bought them early

Kirk
Yes

Lars
Yep

Dave
Yeah

Jason
Im just kinda scared mine is too small

Cliff
You didn't really change much since last year jase

Lars
I did!

Ruby
No you didnt. You're still 4'11 just like you have been since 10th grade

Lars
Stfu I'm very insecure about that

Ruby
Cool

James
💀

Ruby
I actually like how small you are! It makes you better to hug!

Lars
Ruby stop you're embarrassing me

Ruby
How, they've all seen this before

Cliff
😳😂

Ruby
My baby is all grown up 😭

Lars
😳

Kirk
Ahahahahahahaha 😭🤣

Rob
Lars I'm so glad you met Ruby

Lars
So I'm not enough for you?!

James

Lars
Shit bro now I'm crying

James
Aw

Lars
I love you bro

James
I love you too bro

Ruby
But u love me too? 😆

James
Sure I guess, but Lars can dance tho

Ruby
I was literally the one who taught him to dance

James
Hey Kirk did u hear that noise?

Kirk
What noise?

-three hours later-

Ruby
I'm so stressed guys and I can't stop thinking ahhhhhh my insomnia is so bad

James
Cuddle?

Ruby
K

Rob
I literally am the loneliest person to exist

Dave
Same

Rob
Cuddle?

-two hours later-

Rob
I'm gonna take that as a no