James
I'm a country boi
Ruby
No bb you're not please stop
Kirk
What's going on?
Ruby
He's been sending me voice memos of him singing country songs
Lars
Omg same, I'm in misery
Jason
You guys too!? Omg, me toooooooo
Kirk
Misery loves company :/
Ruby
Has something happened?
Dave
I think he misses you, he's been making edits and slideshows of you and he hasn't been eating
Jason
I've been trying to get him to eat, but he just ends up clinging to me
Kirk
Threaten him
Lars
Ok
Jason
He's reading these messages
Lars
JAMES YOU BETTER START EATING AND ACTING LIKE A GROWN MAN OR I WILL CONFISCATE THAT GUITAR YOUNG MAN!
James
Ok 😭 I'm sorry larzy poo 💩
Jason
Ok can someone buy me McDonald's
Rob
Sure, but I want some too, and u own me :)
Jason
Yeah ik, once I get a job at the record store with Kirk and Lars and I get my first paycheque I'll pay u back :)
Rob
Ok sounds good
Dave
Guys I just got a new job!
Kirk
Omg! Congrats
Lars
What is it?
Ruby
Congrats!
Dave
So y'know how I wanted to be a therapist?
James
Yes
Jason
I thought that stressed you out too much!
Dave
Let me speak 🙄
Jason
Ok, sorry.
Dave
I'm a guidance councillor at the high school!
Ruby
OMG that's amazing Dave! I hope it's great!
Dave
Thx
Lars
I bet their problems will make you want to quit too
Jason
Don't be so rude Lars, have some faith in him
Dave
Yeah
Lars
Well I'm just saying, I know seeing all our problems it ain't gonna be good
Jason
Well just don't be so rude
Lars
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James
💀
Ruby
Dude, don't be so sus man
Dave
You'll see, I'll prove you wrong man!
Jason
I believe in you!
Rob
Me too!
Dave
Thx boys 💋💋
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
