Lars
RUBY PLEASE DON'T GO 😭😭😭😭😭
James
Calm down Lars, she'll be back for spring break
Lars
BUT THAT'S SPRING, AND ITS WINTER
Dave
Calm down Lars 😐
Kirk
You're bawling your eyes out too so you can't say much 🤨
James
Everyone is okay, we're gonna miss you so much
Jason
I've cried so much my stomach hurts now
James
I'll be over in a bit
Dave
Rob will you come over
Ruby
Guys I have to go back to my empty dorm and be lonely for the rest of the night ☹️☹️☹️
Rob
What about Nita?
Ruby
She moved dorms once she met you guys
James
😂😂😂
-six hours later-
Kirk
Guys I think I cut off my big toe
Lars
WHAT?
Dave
Haha sucks to be you then
Jason
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James
Did you look and see if it's still there?
Kirk
No
Ruby
Wow Kirk, then don't tell us it might be cut off if you haven't checked yet
Kirk
That's why I told you because I'm scared to look
Rob
Why?
Dave
😂
Kirk
I'll pass out 🥺
Lars
Well I'm not checking
Jason
That's fair, you do everything else for him
Kirk
HEY!
Dave
Fax
Rob
📠
James
Just look and if you pass out just hit the call button
Ruby
James I thought you were smarter than that 💀
Dave
If he passes out he can't hit the call button asshole
James
He can on his way to the floor
Kirk
😭😭😭
Jason
I think that's a reasonable plan
Lars
Ok look at your foot now Kirk!
Kirk
No I'm scared
Rob
Ready
Dave
Set
Kirk
I'm not ready 😭
Lars
Go! 🚦
Kirk
Oh
Ruby
What
Lars
Omg is it gone?
Kirk
Ahahahahah 😂
Ruby
Omg are you okay Kirky?
James
👀
Kirk
It's a scratch
Dave
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Wow u made us worry over nothing 😐
Rob
Wow you were worried
Ruby
He's not a cold hearted bitch 😱
Dave
🖕
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
