Lars
I'm sorry for being a pain in the ass.James
Continue!Dave
😂 did you write out what he had to apologize for James?James
YeaLars
Specifically I'm sorry for sending all those memes, taking your car Kirk, texting while driving, having multiple temper tantrums and for being annoying and not acknowledging your guys feeling as well.Jason
Um wow, that's a lot of words spelled correctly consecutively. I forgive you though :)Ruby
It's okay bestieLars
Yay ily bestieDave
I don't forgive you, and I won't forget either. The next time you ask for a ride somewhere I'm not driving you!Jason
LolJames
I accept your apologyLars
Yea cause you wrote it 😝Kirk
I accept your apology, but I want you to pay for the damage done to my carRuby
Lol damage? You can use the money from our shared account :)James
No actually, Jason used that to get a pedicureJason
I don't wanna have nasty feet like y'allRob
Okay, I won't stop u there, here is my ranking of the nastiest to the best feetRuby
😟🤮Rob
#1 nasty goes to Dave
2 Lars
3 me
4 Kirk
5 James
6 JasonRuby
Dude get off this topic, you're absolutely nasty 😷Dave
Get ur hands off me bitchKirk
I'm not a birchLars
No you're pineJames
Dave don't call Kirk a bitchDave
He is thoJason
Dave
Did you seriously make a meme of yourself bitchJason
Yeah bitchRuby
Oop- 😳Dave
What'd you say punk!?Jason
I said yeah bitchRuby
Guys you're going to make me drive all the way back there if you don't stop fighting! I gotta go I'm late!*Ruby is offline*
Lars
Whenever Ruby is online we should fight so she'll drive back!James
You wouldn't say that if you knew how much money her parents have already paid for her to go hereDave
Yeah idk if this is a good idea larsKirk
No LarsRob
Yes lars! I want her to come home!Jason
I'm in I guess 🤷♂️James
Wow, I thought you'd be against itJason
I miss her tooDave
That's fair igKirk
Y'all are stupid, she's gonna be pissedDave
I'm leaving
Rob
Ok we don't careLars
👀James
Jason
Yeah, get out bitchDave
🖕Jason
💋 my 🍑James
Ok y'all Stawp it!Ruby
Hey I'm back, my professor just tripped in an extension cord and my classes are cancelled for the rest of the dayKirk
LolLars
Kirk it's not funny he could be seriously hurtRuby
He's not, but when he fell, he was too worried about if his hair was messed up than if he was hurtJason
He like me frKirk
Same 😆Lars
Wow Kirk your jokes are so funny wink winkKirk
I didn't hear anyone say anythingJames
That's not how the joke goes 🤦♂️Lars
Kirk
😭 you take that back bitch!Lars
Oh my—Ruby
😳James
I think we need to remove ourselves from this toxic environmentRob
Affirmative 🫡
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...