Kirk
Hey guys how are you all doing
Lars
Good bbg
James
Why are you being so formal?
Jason
I am also wondering that, is everything okay Kirk?
Kirk
Yes, I'm okay.
Dave
Why wouldn't he be okay, maybe he's just genuinely asking if his friends are okay.
Rob
What did you do
Dave
Nothing 👀
Lars
You did do something, no one puts eye emoji if they're innocent
Dave
Whatever you wanna believe
Kirk
😭
Lars
Omg what's wrong baby did he hurt you
Jason
😳
Ruby
Why do you always act shocked when he says stuff like that, they're basically married
Lars
I don't believe in marriage
James
We've established that previously
Kirk
He hit me 🥺
Lars
Awww my poor baby, come here
Dave
I did hit him
Rob
WHY WOULD YOU HIT HIM
James
He's the babiest friend we have, why didn't you hit me
Kirk
Hey 😭
Dave
I just wanted to, he wouldn't shut up about his stupid dolls
Kirk
They're collectable action figures actually
Dave
Do I look like I give a fuck
Rob
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Ruby
Dave, why do you have to do things like this to people. Why can't you just leave them be?
James
Exactly
Dave
I like to mix shit up bro 😎
Kirk
It's not very nice!
Dave
🖕😏🖕
Rob
It's okay Kirk, I do not support this kind of behaviour
Jason
I don't think anyone does
Lars
Kirky, do you want to cuddle 🥺🥺🥺
Kirk
Yeah 🥺🥺🥺
Rob
My wife doesn't even want to cuddle with me
Dave
Probably because you smell bad
Lars
💀💀💀
James
That was a 🔥 comeback man
Kirk
THAT WAS RUDE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH!
Dave
I was born this way 💅
Ruby
I'm sure you were
Dave
I was, I can prove it
Kirk
Prove it then
Dave
I came out of the womb with my middle finger sticking up
James
😭
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
