Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)

Saturday

Jason
It's grad day 😭

Ruby
Why are you crying?

Jason
The real question is, why aren't you?

Ruby
Because I've been putting off thinking about it and I don't wanna mess up my makeup 😭

James
I'm glad we're leaving

Cliff
Yeah me too, the embarrassment from Rob's rendition of WAP is too much for me to bear

Jason
Same

Kirk
He really slayed tho

Rob
I did!

Lars
You should record it and upload it to YouTube!

Dave
Wholeheartedly agree!

Ruby
And leave us while you live out your dream of being a rockstar?

Cliff
He wouldn't be a rockstar tho

Ruby
Lmao I'm dumb 🤦‍♀️

Ruby
I have a bunch of family and friends of my moms coming to the house in an hour to see me before we go to grad and stuff

Jason
Same 😭

Kirk
Me too

Lars
I don't, can I come over Ruby?

Ruby
I have to ask my mom

Lars
What are you 5 years old?

Ruby
I don't own this house dude

Cliff
I'll talk to you guys later :)

Ruby
Ok

-three hours later-

Lars
Ruby has a lot of family

James
I know

Dave
Cool

Lars
She has some hot cousins

Ruby
Dude, they're like 15 years older than you!

Lars
Age is but a number

James
Such wise words

Kirk
The little girl that used to follow me home came over

Jason
Aw! What did she say?

Kirk
She told me that she was graduating kindergarten too and that she wanted hair like mine

Ruby
Doesn't everybody 🥺

Kirk
☺️ she's such a sweetheart, you guys can meet her if you wanna meet at my place tomorrow

James
Ok

Cliff
Ok

Lars
Ok sounds fun!

Ruby
Lars is gonna make her cry he always does that

Lars
I can't help it that children don't like my beautiful face

James
Egg 🥚

Rob
😭 stop it!!!!!!

Lars
Yes! Stop it!

Jason
💀👽👀

Kirk

All of you :)

James
😭 aw kirky!

Lars
Kirk I love you

Kirk
Luv u too

Dave
🤯🖤

Ruby
Since I've met you Dave you've become more affectionate every day

Cliff
It's Lars fault lmao

James
Will we still hang out when school is done?

Jason
Why wouldn't we?

James
Idk, I'm just scared we're gonna lose interest in each other and go our separate ways.

Lars
NEVER as long as I have a say in it

Kirk
We all knew that Lmao 🤣

-four hours later-

Cliff
Is anyone else so tired?

Ruby
For once I am going to agree with you, today has been such an awesome day

Jason
I'm going to bed, see you guys tomorrow ❤️

Rob
Me too goodnight 😴

Dave
Goodnight :)

Kirk
Night guys 💗

Lars
Goodnight :)

James
Are they gone?

Ruby
Yeah

James
I have something for you

Ruby
Oh

James

Ruby
James....

James
What? Is it ugly? Lars thought so but I usually don't listen to him. Maybe I should've- maybe that's why

Ruby
Thank you, I love it!

James
Oh thank god! It was non refundable lmao

Ruby
Lol 😂 I'm sorry I dated all those blonds just to piss you off

James
😢

Ruby
But I think it's true that blonds have more fun

James
They do

Ruby
♥️

James
♥️

Rob
Ew y'all are disgusting

Dave
You're just jealous because you're all alone

Rob