Lars
Renegade renegade renegade renegadeRuby
SFTU you've been sing that all night! I should have never taught you that TikTok dance 😭Cliff
Lmao you go Lars!Ruby
Don't support him!!Cliff
OkJames
My last made me feel like I would never try again
But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt
Come closer, I'll give you all my love
If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everythingJason
😭 I hate that oneRob
I can do the WAPDave
Pls don't. We do not wanna see it!!!!!Kirk
I already did! 😭 helpLars
Here you go
Ruby
Why it look like that?Kirk
It's blechRuby
But bleach is clearJason
Stfu it's unsee juiceJames
Somebody come get her, she's dancin' like a stripperRuby
She isCliff
Is Margaret's hair turning white?Ruby
YeaLars
It's cause I'm always bothering her LmaoKirk
I wouldn't doubt itDave
Slay LarsLars
😠Ruby
Are you guys fighting again?Cliff
Is it about the party accidentJames
Party? Without me?Jason
No, of course not. Because it's not a party unless you're there James 😒James
Really?Ruby
It's a festival when you're not thereJames
You don't mean that!Ruby
No, I don't. Rob told me to write it.James
What happened at this festival anyways?Cliff
Lars accidentally kissed Dave's girlfriend and threw up in his closet when they got back to his houseJames
Cool manJason
Nice 😊Rob
I had an egg sandwich ten minutes ago and I can't feel my faceKirk
Rob stop it! We don't want you to hurt yourself!Rob
But eggs are good 😭Kirk
I know buddy, but we want to keep you safeRuby
🤗Rob
🙎♂️Lars
Anyone wanna go swimmingRuby
I would but I'm scared to put on my bikiniCliff
Why?James
Is this what you were crying about last night?Jason
You were crying last night?Ruby
Yes it's just that I'm insecure in a bathing suitLars
We honestly don't careKirk
LARS!Lars
I mean that, we don't care how much you weigh or how you look in a bikini. We like you because you're more than just a pretty face y'knowJames
ExactlyDave
For real :)Ruby
:")Rob
I'll even wear a bikini if u want. Then you won't have to be alone!Ruby
That's ok Rob, I appreciate it but you really shouldn't.Kirk
Yeah, you really shouldn'tLars
Really!Rob
Ok, show us what one you picked!Ruby
James
Absolutely stunning my loveRuby
☺️🫣🥹 thx JaymzCliff
You look lovely RubyJason
Pretty!Kirk
I love it!Lars
Slay bestie! 💅✨Ruby
Thx guys! Did u wanna go to the pond behind Jase's house? If that's ok with u JaseJason
Yeah! We just have to watch out for the weirdo that lives in the neighbours basementCliff
Who?Jason
Harold TinkleJames
Ahahaahhahahhahahaahhaah 🤣Ruby
Lol that's kinda funnyRob
Does he like food? Maybe I could lire him i with some potato chips so he can kidnap Dave lol I can't stand his whining about the new guitar he wantsDave
Well I can't stand you're whining about eggs 🥚Rob
😢Cliff
And I can't stand to be in this group chat any longer*Cliff is offline*
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...