James
Guys we should play a game!
Ruby
Yes!
Jason
Ok I guess
Dave
Once again we're not children but whatever
Kirk
What game?
Lars
I wanna play!
James
How about we predict what gender the baby will be?
Rob
Sounds cool!
Kirk
Do we get a prize if we're right?
Lars
I think being an uncle is a good enough prize 😂
Dave
Yeah I 100% agree
James
Ok I think it's gonna be a boy
Ruby
I think it's gonna be a girl
Dave
Girl
Lars
Girl
Rob
Boy
Jason
Girl
Kirk
Boy
Ruby
Guys I've been in a lot more pain recently
James
You want a snuggle 🥰?
Ruby
Not rn I'm so warm
James
I'll get you a fan
Lars
Do you want a snow cone?
Ruby
Sure
Lars
Flaver?
Jason
Flavor actually
Ruby
Blue raspberry
Dave
Did you know blue raspberry is not actually the flavour of a blue raspberry. It's blueberry and raspberry mixed together :)
Rob
Oh I didn't know that
Jason
I want to make some pickles
Kirk
Ok man whatever floats your boat 😂
Lars
Here Jason!
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James
😭
Ruby
That's sooooo nasty
Kirk
Guys look what crawled in through my bedroom window!
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Lars
Omg!!!
James
What is it?
Dave
A cat, what do you think James 🤔
James
Idk
Lars
I think it's a baby monkey
Jason
Baby monkeys are called infants
Rob
Oh wow
Dave
Who?
Jason
Infants
Dave
Asked
Rob
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Lars
I'm naming him Mustaine
Rob
🤣
Dave
After me?
Kirk
No after me, yes after you shithead
Lars
🤯
Ruby
What a shock
Kirk
I can swear too y'know I'm not a pussy 🐱
Rob
Idk about that man
Kirk
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James
Looks like that man hasn't taken a shit since he was a child
Ruby
James did you seriously have to say that!?
James
I'm just speaking my thoughts here
Jason
We love that!
Rob
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
