Kirk
Did y'all hear Dave got stood up by his new girlfriend
Lars
Yeah
Kirk
Well obviously bcause I told u 🙄
Jason
Because you
James
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Dave
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side, so I don't get hurt
Ruby
You ok Dave
Dave
No 😭
Cliff
You'll be ok
James
Want a kiss
Dave
Wtf 😳
Ruby
YEAH! wtf ?
James
Jokes all jokes 😌
Lars
I would like a kiss
Kirk
It's only ur Europeaness
Lars
Penis?
Ruby
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Rob
I want to get revenge
Ruby
No need it's done
Kirk
We gotchu brother :)
Lars
Yeah we already chopped her hair off
James
And popped her car tires
Dave
And vandalized her home.
Rob
Won't you get it trouble?
Dave
No bb we be fine 😌
Rob
Alright if you say so
-four hours later-
Dave
We need a get outta jail free card
Jason
How are u texting
Dave
I'm free but James and Ruby and Kirk and Lars are in here and I gotta bust them out
Rob
Just pay bail
Dave
You think I can afford that?
Rob
Steal the money?
Dave
Wow so good logic!
Lars
We're good now, Dave busted us out
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
