James
Guys Ruby is reading an 18+ book and it's making me feel insecure
Jason
Why?
Kirk
Well, ask her if you're good enough 🤷♀️
James
But what if she lies to me? 😭
Lars
You're fine bro
Rob
👀
Jason
Well I have a bigger problem
Ruby
What? And James you're the best
James
☺️
Jason
Anyone wanna know what my problem is?
Dave
No but go on
Jason
🙄 well I have sooo many bug bites all over my body and I'm sooooo itchy
Rob
Put ointment on it
Jason
Kk
-ten minutes later-
Jason
Look they're not going away 😭
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Ruby
Jason it's not going to go away in 10 minutes!
Jason
Sorry stop yelling at me 😢
Dave
Gosh you're so sensitive! 🙄
Rob
Guys I like a girl, what should I do?
Lars
You're not gay? 🤔
Rob
What? No, who said I was gay?
Kirk
Nobody
James
We just assumed because you've never had a girlfriend or showed any interest in girls
Rob
Well I like a girl!!! 🙄 what do I do???
Ruby
Tell her
Dave
Send her a note
Jason
You can't just tell her Ruby!
James
But that's what I did!
Kirk
Call her and ask her if she wants to hang out
Lars
We always hang out tho 😔
Kirk
Not me and the girl dumbass! Rob and the girl 🤦♀️
Lars
Oh
Dave
Then kiss her
James
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
