Jason
Guys I literally want to eat everything in the house
Kirk
Maybe only eat the edible things, not the couch or the windows or
Jason
I meant food, I'm not a weirdo
Rob
You are tho
Dave
Lol
James
I'm so tired
Dave
When are you not honestly
Lars
I have hand cramps
Ruby
You better be okay for our wedding night!
James
🤨🤨🤨
Rob
That's a weird cramp to have
Lars
Don't ask and don't make assumptions cause I know you want to
Ruby
😂 anyways, Mila is going to be our flower girl, Chelsea's sister is going to help her down the isle
Kirk
Aw that's gonna be awesome!
Jason
I can't wait
Dave
Who wants to get a massage with me? I've always wanted one
Lars
Why don't you wait until we go to Spain?
Dave
That's the most grown up sounding decision ever so I'm defo not doing that
Kirk
Figures
James
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Dave
💅
Kirk
Guys I wish it would stop being so sunny
Lars
What do you want then, instead of sun?
Kirk
What do you think, piss? Rain, dumbass
Rob
Why would anyone want rain?
Kirk
I just do
Ruby
Are you going through another emo phase?
Kirk
No! Stop, I just like when it rains okay!
Rob
Okay fine man, just calm down.
Dave
How's Mila?
James
She's good, just fell asleep
Ruby
Finally, she's been up all night and all yesterday
James
You can go to bed Ruby, I'll go to her if she needs anything
Jason
Aw what a sweet thing to do!!!!
Kirk
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Jason
Don't act like that Kirk, it's weird
James
😂
Ruby
I miss being in school
-ten minutes later-
Dave
Did she actually mean that?
James
Yeah
Ruby
How did you know that?
Jason
Cause I called him and told him I saw you crawl through the school bathroom window where we used to smoke and skip class
Dave
😦
Kirk
ibrows
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
