16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever.
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Ruby My shift started great when I made double scoops for two little girls until one complained about how she wanted the chocolate on the bottom and it was on the top
Kirk Didn't u ask her if she wanted it on the bottom
Ruby I did. And she said no.
James Then what happened?
Ruby She stomped on the ice cream and I had to clean it up. I ruined my fleetwood mac shirt
Lars I thought you had uniforms?
Ruby Who even wears those?
Cliff Not you I'm guessing
Ruby Right
Rob Y'all like my pedicure?
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Jason AHHHHHHHHH
Rob What's wrong? Do they look bad?
James You know Jason hates feet
Rob No I didn't know
Ruby Well he's not ur child so you probably wouldn't know
Jason Who's child
James You're our child
Kirk Who's my child?
Lars No one has any children we're not even in relationships
Ruby Yeah we are
Dave Except James and Ruby
Jason 🙄
Lars Literally
Cliff Lol
James
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