Jason
Guys I'm boredRuby
Go talk to your gfDave
😂James
Mila is cryingRuby
Where are youJames
Grocery StoreKirk
Make her stop crying thenLars
That's like impossibleRob
No it's not, make eye contact with her and smile and whisper Powder and she'll stopJames
That's stupidRuby
Do you want her to stop crying James? Do it!Dave
If this works I will shave off my eyebrowsRob
Omg you're gonna be just like me when I did it in 10th grade!Dave
No I won'tJason
Why?Dave
Cause it's not gonna workJames
It workedDave
😭-one hour later-
Dave
Jason
That's so baddddd 😭Ruby
Shit ass editing bro do better!Lars
😂Rob
Eewwwwwww 🤮Kirk
Beautiful :DJames
💀Rob
Dave
Sup baby 😼Kirk
Guys who wants to play Minecraft with me?James
You still play that dumbass game?Lars
Don't be mean to himJason
I will!James
Who's gonna stop me being mean to him huh? I'm the biggest and strongest of us allDave
Idk about that manJason
Ruby
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRob
Girl, it looks just like DaveKirk
Yeah Dave, shave that walrus Mustaine offDave
Wtf?Kirk
I meant moustacheDave
The hoes like it hoeLars
😦Kirk
ibrowsRuby
Happens way too often
James
Hey! I can't help it I'm slowKirk
😂Lars
We didn't ask about your sex life please don't give us that informationDave
This is noted for my speech at the weddingJames
Ah, look what you did now RubyRuby
Sorry, I just wanted to send something funny because I'm bored and I can barely walkLars
WE DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT!Ruby
Because my ankles broken dumbassKirk
Yeah, it's defo not what your dirty mind was thinking ofLars
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Umorismo16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...