Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)

Tuesday

Ruby
Merry Xmas guys!

Jason
Merry Christmas!

Rob
Merry Xmas!

Cliff
Merry Xmas

Dave
Merry Xmas

James
Happy Christmas!

Lars
Don't English people say that? Merry Xmas!

Dave
Merry Christmas!

James
Lars u are so dumb, we are English 🤦‍♀️

Lars
🤦‍♀️

Rob
Do you guys wanna come over to my place tonight, your families can come over too! We have this get together every year, but I'm finally allowed to invite my friends instead of my cousins who don't even like me

Kirk
I'll be there!

Lars
Me and Ruby too!

Ruby
Bruh I can speak for myself 🙄

Dave
We're leaving town after lunch to go visit my cousins so I can't

Lars
Is that the kid who threatened u with scissors?

Dave
yeah, and if I don't show up she's gonna like beat up the neighbours so like I don't really have a choice 😬

Jason
Aww, damn that sucks. Some of my family are visiting tomorrow and they're horrible. I can make it Rob!

James
I'll be there too, but does anyone have a hat. like a giant hat??

Cliff
We just left town and I'm not gonna be back until the 29th. Sorry Rob

Rob
It's all good!

Ruby
What do u need the hat for?

James
My cousin woke me up this morning and spit his gum in my hair and now it's all stuck in a lump on the side of my head 😢

Kirk
I got peanut butter!

James
Wow like that's supposed to help 😐

Ruby
Stop being so rude! Peanut butter actually gets gum out of hair I've don it be for

Jason
y'all last night my little cousin found out Santa Clause is not real

Dave
What happened??

Jason
After she waited on the couch for three hours, her parents sent her to bed but she stayed up. She caught them and then she came to my room sobbing about how everyone lies to her, how nobody trusts her, and that she's never gonna trust anyone again.

Lars
Does she need help with that?? Because I don't feel trusted either 😾

Ruby
Bruh u do realize it's a jokey joke??

Lars
What?

Ruby
I literally trust u with my life no matter how stupid it seems

Lars
So like if I told u to eat that fruitcake that's been sitting on the counter for months you'd eat it

Ruby
Sure

Lars
Why tho? you'll get sick

Ruby
but then you'll be there to hold my hair back when I'm getting sick over it and there's no way you can just leave me to suffer like that

Lars
true 😛

Kirk
ibrows

Rob
Is that a new body part apple has out?

James
❓

Rob
They sell body parts now

James
😨

Toby
Not real ones dummy, they're like technologically advanced with all the features of the newest iPhone

James
Toby? Bahahahahaha 🤣

Ruby
Just glitched out for a sec lmao

Kirk
When I found out Santa wasn't real I actually started walking to the North Pole, and my parents had to pick me up at the US/Canadian border 😑

James
bruh 😂

Dave
how old were u?

Kirk
8 years-old

Lars
Lmfao

Kirk
Its not funny 😞 I actually got frostbite and ended up in the hospital for a week

Rob
damn hamm 😔

Ruby
sucks to b u 😬

Kirk
shut up

Lars
no 😂