16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever.
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Rob Not to each other 😢 but we're getting married!
Ruby 😂
Kirk I'm so excited! You guys are gonna have an awesome wedding day
James 😘😘😘
Lars Everything is going as planned! Talk to you guys later!!
Ruby ❤️
-seven hours later-
Ruby I'm a married woman 😲
Jason I'm a married man
James I'm a married man
Dave I'm a married man
Rob I'm a married man
Kirk I'm an unmarried man 😂
Lars Did you hear Talia's dad fart when Dave said I do
Dave Yeah that's why I burst out laughing
Kirk I was really hoping you wouldn't
Lars It was hilarious
Ruby
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James You never send scary creepy things, are you okay?
Lars She's probably on her period
Ruby 🖕
Kirk How do y'all feel?
Jason What do you mean?
Kirk Do you feeling any different now that you're married
James 🎺 e
Rob Trumpet?
Kirk Horn :(
Lars Are your wives mad at you for messaging this group chat all the time?
Jason Kinda
Rob No
Dave She doesn't give a f
James No 😂
Kirk Maybe we should add them to it?
Dave No, this has been our friend group chat since we were in high school and whenever someone else is brought into the picture it never works out
Rob I agree
Jason Whatever you guys want :)
Dave
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New pants Talia got me
James 😭😭😭
Kirk That's so nasty
Lars I would wear that ngl
Jason That's like something a third grader would wear when they're pretending to be a cat. How can you pretend to be a cat when all the body parts aren't in the right places?
James Solid argument
Dave Cause you'll still look like a cat even if it's not in the right places
Kirk Wrong answer buddy
Lars I'm going to bed. Have a nice night new married couples 😏
